Aretha wants you to touch her body



You may not have been able to tell, but that not was footage from Japan of a Yeti sighting. It's Aretha Franklin wearing a dead polar bear on stage, which she probably killed herself as she treated folk to a rendition of Mariah's "Touch my body".

This shit is a joke. Who the hell is going to be able to throw Aretha on the floor and wrestle her around!? Plus, that is a WHOLE lot of body to touch. You'd be touching for weeks and probably get lost in it all, and that's before you even get to her titties.

I like that Aretha did this though. It was cool to hear. She rode the beat pretty well. Although after the "I'll hug your body tighter than my favourite jeans" she looked like she was ready to keel over. She never stood a chance doing them rapid fire verses. Plus we all know Aretha ain't fittin' in no skinny jeans.

3 comments:

  1. ha, that's something you don't see everyday.

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  2. No, that's something somebody could spot from a mile away!

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  3. "This shit is a joke. Who the hell is going to be able to throw Aretha on the floor and wrestle her around!? Plus, that is a WHOLE lot of body to touch. You'd be touching for weeks and probably get lost in it all, and that's before you even get to her titties."

    That part had me rolling

    lol @ Junlee, but yeah that was different I guess.

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