Fellas, Adam Lambert is now single!

dam is now a single man!
Adam Lambert and his boyfriend have called it a day. I'm betting Adam's high maintenance was an issue. Either that or Adam wanted to upgrade to a larger man who can handle him and throw him around. Adam looks like he'd like a man to pin his ass down. If his debut song is anything to go by.

I feel for the dude Adam ends up with. Because that sex must have to result in a ceiling to floor scrub down. With all the black nail polish, black hair dye, black mascara, black eye shadow and glitter that dude puts on; I bet them white linen bed spreads look a damn mess after Adam has sex. And the bed room must look like a coal mine in the after math.

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