Bonus material: Ke$ha - Styrofoam

Bonus material: Ke$ha - Styrofoam
First Ke$ha dissed Britney's live game, and now an unreleased song surfaces with the line ♪ Britney...who!? ♪ Bad move Ke$ha, bad move. You just fast forwarded the clock on your 15 minutes. And lost out on some easy money singing backing on Dr Luke and Benny Blanco's songs for Britney's next album.

Listen: Styrofoam

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Britney is still a bit of a mess right now. Well, okay. She's a ro' ass mess. But Britney's lasted 10 years longer in the music game than Ke$ha will. She really is messing with the wrong one. Because Britney's fans will f**k up a bitches career if they have to. Britney's broken records, has a 10 year deep career, can sell out a world tour by miming and walking between 3 dancers, 2 midgets and a fire eater for an hour, and has songs go #1 on the Billboard chart just for sitting in cars with ratty weaves and her legs open. Ke$ha can't say the same. You don't gun for bitches with career credentials unless your career game is STRONG and Ke$ha's is as currently about as strong as styrofoam.

"Styrofoam" is actually a good song. Better than anything on her debut Animal. She is actually singing without auto-tune and vocoders, and the song isn't about acting like some drunk broad in a club. But the Britney line was just unecessary and seemed like a cheap attempt to have her name in people's mouths. Ke$ha is a pot calling the Britney kettle a chick who can just about sing.

9 comments:

  1. haha this made me laugh! and "Keshawho?" is now trending on twitter pmsl! sucks to be kesha...

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  2. *LOL* See? She messed with the WRONG one.

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  3. She looks really hot in that picture. I love that kind of hair on a woman. I call it sex hair. Anyway...

    She sounds like a little brat when she sings. And I say "sing" in the loosest term possible. And the little jab at Britney just sounded so out of place, and why would she say it anyway. Have these two had a personal feud in the past, or what?

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  4. *LMAO* @ Sex hair

    I think Junlee's a freak. I remember hearing how you had drunken sex with some girl who threw up (though you tried to lie and say you didn't). *lol* No wonder you like Ke$ha.

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  5. I do not like Ke$ha!!! The hair is hot, but her attitude and drunkenness is not.

    And LOL @ you bringing up that story! XD

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  6. Stop the lies! (You drunken sex feen).

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  7. *puts on Southern drowl*

    "She's tryin' turn thee-yis inta some sex"

    *LMAO!*

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  8. LMAO!!!! I can't believe you remember that. Hell, I don't even remember saying that. And btw, you wrong. LOL!

    Damn I need to put out another podcast...<_<

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  9. That line was the whole podcast for me.

    "She's tryin' turn thee-yis inta some sex"

    *lol*

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