Amerie changes her name and is now Ameriie (What the f**k!?)

Ameriie | 'shopped by J ;P
Amerie decided to add a second i to her name. I don't even know why this is news, but here's what Ameriie had to say about it.
I operate on vibes and intuition, and I believe everything is energy; the vibration of the double I is right for me. Slightly different spelling, completely same pronunciation!
Bitch please. If you operated on vibes and intuition, you would have known this was some bullshit. You need to focus on your damn music first and foremost, and focus on how the hell you're going to go about promoting this new album so it doesn't get an RIAA certification of sweet wrapper.

I doubt anybody is even going to notice 'the name change'. Most of the music buying public didn't even notice Amerie had an album out last year.

If you're going to change your name, then change the hell out of it. Legs. Bitch. F**k Beyoncé. Insist everybody spells your name in Hangul. Don't do stupid shit that makes your name look like a damn typo. And if you want to make waves, then you El nino that shit! Put out a diss record to Christina Milian on how a bitch keeps her men as well as she keeps record labels. Or talk out the side of your mouth about how you overheard Rich Harrison call Beyoncé a lying ass bitch in the studio.

Cymatika vol. 1 is slated for release this year. Make sure you buy a copy when it drops so that Ameriie can afford to change her name back when she realizes what a stupid idea it was to f**k with it in the first place.

Amerie reveals name change @ Rap-up

1 comment:

  1. Lmao.

    Seriously though, I don't plan on changing my iTunes labels at ALL.


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