Kumi and Ayumi go head to head

Kumi vs. Ayumi | 'shopped by J ;P
Avex slaves 131182 and 021078 will both be releasing singles (yes another f**king single) in September on the same day. Uh-oh. September 22 is when it all goes down.

In true Kumi and Ayumi fashion, both ladies will be leaving next to nothing new for when the inevitable album drops, by releasing not one A-side, but two. Kumi will be dropping "Suki de, suki de, suki de" and "Anata dake ga". Whilst Ayumi will be releasing "Crossroads" with the second song still to be confirmed. Both songs will of course feature videos. But given some of the Avex's slaves videos over the past year, I doubt they'll look all that great and will be seriously budgeted affairs.

Forget Marvel vs. Capcom 3 and Street Fighter x Tekken. Kumi Koda vs. Ayumi Hamasaki is where it's at! This shit is going to end in a mess of hair pieces, nails, fake eyelashes and Rimmel make up smeared on the pavements of Shibuya. Both bitches better bring it. Ayumi best roll out the big choruses and 2 million dollar video budgets, and Kumi needs to swing her fallopian tubes at the camera to the most cookie cutter club beat ever.

2 comments:

  1. All I can think about when reading this is of the South Park episode 'You Got F'd in the A' where the dance teacher says; "IT'S OOOONNNNNN!!!"

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  2. OMG (sl)Avex is obviously trying to push this as a competition to up sales lol
    As much as i love Kumi i don't think all the pussy poppin and weave thrashing in the world could make her win against Ayu, like seriously ever single she releases goes t No1 lol =S

    If Avex are gonna do this then i agree they had better put out some amazing video's because i want Kumi with a fresh weave and i don't want Ayu sat on a sofa crying again.

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