Nobody has given on up Bionic. O RLY!?

Bionic is not dead (when it kinda is) | Irving tweets
Christina Aguilera's manager Irving Azoff tweeted to assure fans that nobody has given up on Christina's record breaking flop Bionic. But the truth is that Bionic was given up on the day somebody decided it was a good idea to not shoot a video for "Woohoo". That song could have done big things for Bionic if Christina had shot a really hot, fun video for it and dropped it just before or after the album had released. Shoot...it should have been the lead single!

I don't think Bionic is good enough to put in a microwave as an experiment to see what happens when plastic polycarbonate is exposed to dielectric heating. But it is an album that could have been pushed better. Even the worst albums can sell shit loads and be marketed to seem better than they actually are: with the right singles at the right times, killer videos and a solid promotional campaign. "Woohoo", "Desnudate" and "Glam" all have massive hit potential. I say Christina does a Beyoncé and just shoots a bunch of videos, puts them out, and see's what happens. There's no reason why none of the above mentioned songs will not catch on and receive radio play if enough heat is generated around them. It just depends on if Christina wants to bother cooking things up, and I don't think she does.

You know what's probably going to happen: the Burlesque soundtrack will drop and feature more of what Christina should have done for Bionic, and be a better collection of 2010 Aguilera songs for it.

Read all about it: Bionic album review

2 comments:

  1. I agree with you J, It seems XTina would rather just move on from BIONIC and forget it happened.
    I Still don't think it's a bad album, just not up to her usual standard for the most part and yes if "woohoo" was dropped things would be better.
    Call me a conspiracy theorist but i also heard that she was radio blacklisted in the US before NMT even dropped because of Gaga's Payola machine :O

    Either way the the song i heard on the Burlesque trailer sounded way hotter than even Woohoo so hopefully Burlesque will be a success we all forget Bionic was a flop and XTina gets back in the studio with hot producers for a new album to be out by the end of 2011.

    p.s She still better win "best female pop vocal" at the Grammys for "You Lost Me" though.

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  2. @ I don't think Bionic is good enough to put in a microwave as an experiment to see what happens when plastic polycarbonate is exposed to dielectric heating

    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH !!!
    Random J You are killin me ! LOLOLOL !!!

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