...because wigs will get snatched. And certain home girls might be going home bald when Britney's new album drops. Other chicks in the game will be prostituting themselves to the game, tweeting every 10 minutes and selling a kidney just to sell a couple thousand units. Britney will just walk up and down a stage a few times on national television, get snapped looking a mess on her way to pick up her kids, hold up her leg to show she still has some gymnastic ability and drop by Ryan Seacrest's radio show if she can be bothered - yet push millions and break a record. Just to make the wig snatching all the more shameful and painful.