Blue Ivy Decepticon Carter Knowles and her mini lacefront

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Beyoncé must have been as relieved as shit when this thing popped out of her vagina looking like her and not her husband. A girl with the Jay-Z's features would have been all kinds of tragic.

And it's sickeningly adorable that Beyoncé is already smothering the shit out of this child with love - i.e weave.

I kinda hope Beyoncé  and Jay-Z pimp this child's music career young, so that I'm not old and shit by the time this child drops that music.  I want Blue Ivy Decepticon Carter Knowles' album right now.

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    1. LOL She does, just not as big.

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  2. That flop baby is way too cute to come from the seed of satan and the womb of one of his hell hounds.

    #blackmarketbaby

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    1. LMAO I know right?! i would have thought bey paid Michelle $10.00 and a packet of crisps to be a surrigate but it's too cute for that too lol

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  3. she never gave birth to this baby it is more than 1 month old

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