Hikaru Utada yawns. Makes the Japanese news.

BIGGGU NEWSSSU! Hikaru Utada yawned.

Hikaru Utada yawned and made the headlines in Yahoo! Japan. Your fave could never. They couldn't even. Yahoo! Japan took more notice of Hiakru Utada yawning than they did when Ayumi Hamasaki was releasing Farty queen and had a truck drive around Shibuya with her arsed out on the side of it and Kumi was trying to turn tricks for sales of Ploponesque.

Hikaru Utada's tweets | Yawns. Makes news

Everybody has been poking fun at this whole incident since it happened, questioning Yahoo! Japan's angle...and if they even had one. But what this shows (aside from Japanese news outlets magnifying EVERYTHING and making a headline about the smallest of drops in the ocean) is that Hikaru is still very much missed. Despite being a child star and one of the biggest names in Japanese music, Hikaru has always been enigmatic. And despite her star power, she's managed to keep a completely low profile since stepping back from music. Bitch has flat out fallen off of the radar completely. It's crazy how she's managed to even do it! She may wanna see a doctor about those face cramps though. I like to think it's her body telling her that she needs to stop being a lazy ho, start making music and get-to-singing again.

I should be a complete and utter wreck by now at the lack of Hikaru Utada. But I'm easy breezy yo! Hikaru has left me more than enough music to continually listen to until she decides (if she ever does decide) to return to music. If you're hating on Square Enix for STILL not revealing Kingdom Hearts III - please don't blame Final Fantasy Versus XIII's extended development, blame dis ho. Ain't no Kingdom Hearts III game releasing unless Hikaru blesses its intro with a new theme song.

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7 comments:

  1. A one track single of Hikki just yawning could outsell Ayumi and Kumi.

    "This is the yawn", Coming soon.

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  2. ^ Bitch has been out of the game for 2 years? She can outsell all avex if she wants.

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  3. "If you're hating on Square Enix for STILL not revealing Kingdom Hearts III - please don't blame Final Fantasy Versus XIII's extended development, blame dis ho. Ain't no Kingdom Hearts III game releasing unless Hikaru blesses its intro with a new theme song."

    THE. TRUTH. Square Enix chat poo. They're waiting for Hikki to just slap a new 5-minute for their intro. Meanwhile, she's too busy yawning. :(

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  4. i want her next album and single to rape akb in the arse.

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  5. I need my bitch back killing hoes
    I hope that damn hiatus is almost done

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  6. i think we can all agree that she needs to kill these hoes, akb and IMO those koreans as well

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  7. OK... I've been yawning throughout this hiatus and now Hikki is doing the same, it's a sign!!! get in the studio GURL!!!

    lol

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