Jo Kwon shames bitches vol. XIII-2

JoKwon performs "Animal" live in heels | Live performances

Ever since Jo Kwon had let the pussy out of the preverbial bag that he was going to deliver his debut stage in heels, netizens were in a frenzy. We'd witnessed Jo Kwoncé give it to us as paraody stage performances and variety shows. But he was FINALLY going to give us that new-new fo' reals. With his own song and errrthing!!

Jo Kwon threw every bitch in K-Pop under a North Korean tram with his debut stage. I want to know what bitches in Korea are going to do to step their game up.


Music core performance


Inkigayo performance

I hope bitches have got some hats. Because Jo Kwoncé just took the wig of every female in Korea, tossed it into a pile and set fire to it. Jo Kwon didn't just school hoes in Korea. He schooled hoes PERIOD!


Jo Kwon has always made a spectacle of himself on variety shows and special stage performances, showcasing his love of the female form of dancing and diva swag. So it was about time we got to see him exercise that into a live performance of his own material and his own concept. This could have ended up being a complete joke, but it ended up being a serious showcase of swag.

I'd like Lady Gaga, Beyoncé, Madonna, Christina Aguilera and Britney to all stand up. Good. Now sit all ya'lls arses down! Because Jo Kwoncé just made you all look like lazy swaggerless hoes. Adam Lambert and Jonté may want to ask Siri to take some notes.


Jo Kwon also performed "I'm da one", but I'm really not caring about those performances.

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  1. THE HOTTEST AND BEST PERFORMANCE EVER!

    JoKwon should just go solo already. And do something else that is very obvious. I wonder if Jonte choreo that?

    In the practice video ( http://youtu.be/bjlK36NWX40 ), you can tell that he whipped his "weave" for you during the deep Beyonce squat. :)

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    1. Here is an alternate Inkigayo video that was taken down. However a warning, there are two girls making their commentary about it while watching. Nevertheless, http://youtu.be/TMqx-kRpSck

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