Ayumi Hamasaki brings lots of wigs to the table for "Song 4 U" and "Missing" PV's

Bless this skinny little bag of collagen, fake eyes lashes, press ons on bones. She really is trying to reassure her fans that she hasn't fallen off completely with this Love shit. As much as I think what she and Avex are doing is a complete scam, the music and the videos are sounding / looking decent. Love being touted as a mini album when it's nothing more is a glorified single is a hotter mess than a JR rail carriage with a failed air conditioning unit in August unit during rush hour. Avex would rather go Edward Cullen on Ayu's vagina during  her menstrual cycle than let her release a physical single. GET DEM ALBUM SALES!




So many wigs in that "Song 4 u" video. Namie is too lazy to snatch them, but Kumi would leave her child on a doorstep for a chance to have a swipe at one of those.

These music videos both look basic from the previews. But they feel like much more 'classic Ayu' than anything she's done for a while, which is a good thing. Safe as f**k, but a good thing. It's more of what fans wanted for Five and Farty queen. Ayu can't afford not to try any shit now and Max Matsuura is not letting this woman run no games after her last 2 flops. He choke slammed a bitch back into the mid 2000's with this.

The first week sales will determine if TA are accepting of her offering of Love or if they feel it's too little too late.

11 comments:

  1. After all of these years, I still can't get past her voice. I, for one, had no problem with Five. She gave us Why, and I really like that song. In fact, it's quite possibly my favorite song by roboface.

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    1. Her voice is a terrible thing at first, but it's sort of endearing after such a long time. Though I don't know who vocally trained her and let her make those high pitched noises out of her nose.

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    2. "Why" is one of my faves from her alongside "Real me". That chorus goes HORRRRRRRRRRRRD!

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    3. LOL I think her voice is either love or hate, I love it... @David is right it is kind of endearing but also really unique.

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  2. I give her props for at least doing something special for her fans for her 15th annivesary. Unlike that crap Namie put out for her 20th. Uncontrolled is nothing special in the least.

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    1. Something special?

      What is special about ayumi hamaSUCKI releasing back to back to back like a sideline release ho?

      Absolutely Nothing Okay.

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    2. Whatever, like you don't LOVE it. zing.

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  3. Totally LOVE "Missing" now, for some reason "Song 4 U" sounds less good... maybe because of the shitty video, Love it on it's own though.
    Kind of annoying that she's making music of this quality now and she's wasting it on the faux mini albums... grrr.

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  4. I have to agree that it's not a mini album, it's just a single, triple A-side single with many remixes, she already released such kind of thing in early 2000s including her best selling single back in 1999, but anyway its okay, at least fans are going to have lots of her new songs for next five months,

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  5. Stealing money... lol "bitch got chokeslammed"

    Song 4 U gives me Kumi's Escalate

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  6. I was excited by song 4 u pv, since the preview looked amazing like old herself, but just was her walkin around with not really a story, so the pv is kinda boring, I guess I was waitin 4 a fight, XD
    and missing could be better, cool people is floating, but there's no story

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