Music video: Girls' generation attempt ratchetness for "I got a boy"



The style
Every K-Pop group at some point has looked liked they got dragged into a wet dream of Jeremy Scott's and barely made it out alive...3 years ago. Girls' generation are slow on the uptake and as a result look outdated. Girls' generation should not dress hood. EVER! A part of me died when I saw Taeyeon pop her pussy in a snapback and do-rag. DIED. The only members of the group who look half decent in this mess are Hyoyeon, Sunny and Yuri. All of the others look an uncomfortable mess.

The set
I'm sick to death of this f**king set. We've seen variations of it across multiple SM videos thus far. f(x) used this shit for "La Cha Ta", then again for "Nu ABO". BoA popped her pussy on it for "Only you", but not before TaeTiSo hit it up for "Twinkle" and Girls' generation flailed their anorexic legs in their Japanese flop fest "Paparazzi". Not to mention that 2NE1 did this shit 4 years ago with "Fire". Originality, style and flyness are not things you'd ever associate with a Girls' generation video, so I guess to have expected anything flying the flag of either was stupid. All of their music videos are variations of the exact same setup and concept. The only thing which changes are the outfits.

♪ I got a boy munching. I got a boy chicken. I got a boy, handsome boy and dat n***a has gun! ♪

The choreography
Girls' generation couldn't keep in time with one another if Joe Jackson was on these bitches with a whip and a metronome. Girls' generation barely but managed to make it through the routine for "Genie" and all the they had to do was stand on one leg and flick it around like a Flamingo for 3 minutes. Throw pussy popping, hip rolling, locking and krumping into the mix and you have what is one of Girls' generation's best routines...done horribly. The only members of the group who breezed through the choreography and looked hot doing it were Hyoyeon and Yuri. I did love me a bit of this though.

Music video: Girls' generation attempt the world of ratchet for "I got a boy" | randomjpop.blogspot.co.uk

Hyoyeon and Yuri being the only members who bothered to whip their shit 360 degrees. Don't even get me started on drunk Tiffany, dead Jessica and Mortal 'Sooyoung' Kombat.

The song
I thought I would love this song based on the teaser, but having heard it in full I am not about this shit. It's like somebody forced Sooyoung to eat 4 songs and then made her stick her fingers down her throat to bring that shit back up in the studio. It starts off with a rap song, then segues into a 60's style throw down, and then dives straight into Pop / meets UK garage. The song is ambitious in its approach, but it's so badly done. It's a shame, because if this song was re-worked / re-fined it could have been amazing.

♪ I got a boy munching. I got a boy chicken. I got a boy, handsome boy and dat n***a has gun! ♪

22 comments:

  1. I really don't know what to say. This shit is so much of a mess I don't even know where to begin. The song is GARBAGE, I couldn't even watch the whole video because it was that bad. It's like five different songs collided into each other head first and then became one disjointed, crippled mess. I honestly believe they threw this shit out to see just how bat shit insane their fans are.

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  2. I'm not even 100% sure, but Hyoyeon has NEVER shined this much! She's starting to come into her own. However, I can't say the same for the song! I've said this before, but it's like what SHINee did with "Sherlock", only it didn't work. If this were two separated songs, I could've liked both, but because it was together, it's a mess... :(

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  3. I already told you how I felt, Hyoyeon and Yuri did the damn thing, everyone else can go home.
    If somebody can snip this song so it's all chorus I'd whip my hair all day long to it

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  4. LOOOOOOOL! I like it tbh. Yeah, sue me!
    My only reservations for this is that Tiffany is as stiff as a bamboo stick and poor Hyoyeon had to dance with that...

    DEATH to someone covering this dance already as well...
    I am completely finished.
    SHE'S SHIT...but dances better than Tiffany.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qba5gyqQljw

    :'( :'(

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  5. Just awful, no words.

    Stealing that bit about Joe Jackson though, I cackled.

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    1. Also Sunny is starting to get that dead in the eyes look like she's fed up with all them bitches not putting in any effort and with SM fucking with her hair so often.

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  6. That does it for me, these bitches can't do shit right.

    How fake and "wanna be" they look in this video, wut up with that blue afro wig the talantless, weak ass voice and not even pretty bitch is wearing?

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  7. I don't know if I'm irritated at these girls general lack of talent or that this is what SM thinks hip-hop is.
    This song sounds like 4 different songs lazily put together. Just awful.

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    1. "Love this song more and more!!! it´s a masterpiece!!! it´s a very complex song, and you need time to recognize the whole thing!!!".....from some person on AKP.....I just can't...

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  8. This song isn't catchy or even worth while to listen to. Its the lyric being blasted at me again and again. Its like some one who copy and pasted the lyrics over and over again and told them to sing it.

    I was generally not entertained at all in terms of the music or the video. Not what I was expecting.

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  9. OMG MY SIDES ARE GONE. WTF WAS TIFFANY DOING!? (referring to the whipping hair part omg I can't breathe)

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  10. the song was way to confusing. especially the lyrics and trnsitions. The outfits looked like they just came from the circus + mardigra mashed up together. The only ones that could pull it off were hyoyeon and maybe yuri. The rest was just shit. Its like they jumbled up 5 different son And sugs and pushed them altogether. In the photo, Jessica lookes like shes in lala land, while tiffany lookes drunk (in the whipping hair gf). And for sunny, no word can decribe how awful sunny looks in that haircut. She looks worse in the photobook(and no, i didn't purchase them. I looked at them online.)

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  11. lol they look like a wannabe American dance group

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  12. now I have my qualms with SNSD and while i'll admit that Gee and Genie are pop masterpieces this is the hottest mess to come out of k-pop in years.

    the song is a hot ass mess, the styling is a hot ass mess (although it suits Sunny and Hyo for some odd reason) I can't get on board with this nor am I fucking with it ON ANY TYPE OF LEVEL.

    SME need to take this shit back to whatever demented vault it came out of and then sit these nine bitches down and have them marinate on their lives and their choices because they couldn't sell this shit to a deaf person.

    In addition to Hyoyeon and Yuri I also thought Yoona did the damn thing on the choreo. Approached that shit like she gotta do it to eat. Everyone else was on some other shit lookin' like hell no.

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  13. There was just way too much going on in the song in my opinion. If these were separate songs I may have liked them. Even lyrically the song is confusing. The song may be complex, but it was pulled off so poorly.

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    1. I've tried liking this song and I end up just hating it more...

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  14. Tiffany was horrible at moving her waist. The only girls that looked good in this and did the choreography right were Hyoyeon and Yuri. I still can't get past Tiffany's awful attempt at twirking it.

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  15. Yuri looks so badass with her glasses, you can tell she was having fun. But this song is too ambitious. My favorite part was at 1:24 to about 1:42, because I like the beat.

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  16. Well the song has grown on me, and I can't stop listening to it D: Once you get past how disjointed it is, it's really interesting and you'll never get bored! It's like, I know where this is going, then BAM change no I don't here's another song, wait no here's another one!

    I say it's going to be a classic.

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  17. This is hands down the worst K-pop song I've heard in years. The only redeeming factor for the MV was Hyoyeon. She owned in the dance segments (the girl can dance) but everyone else performed horribly.

    I hope their "album repackage" song is much better than this tripe.

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  18. I dont think is was that bad....you guys are a little too harsh.

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