Namie is bossing on Facebook. CAN YOU CELEBRATE?

Namie is bossing on Facebook. CAN YOU CELEBRATE? | Random J pop

I just want us to all soak in this moment of Namie being goofy on camera, in celebration of reaching a milestone of likes on Facebook. Facebook is the only social media network / platform which Namie is active on, but she her dimension point interns keep that page updated with regularity. Because Namie doesn't promote shit on TV, her Facebook page is about as much promo as your going to get from her outside of magazines. And with as many fans as she has and her continual chart man handling of sales, she won't ever need to hit TV again.

I am waiting for the day that somebody manages to convince Namie to set up a Twitter account and start tweeting by herself in Japanese and Engrish. I would hope the tweets would be full of shade and not make shit of the 140 character limit.

If Namie Amuro were on Twitter... | Random J pop

If Namie Amuro were on Twitter... | Random J pop

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19 comments:

  1. Eh, she's improving. Much better than what I saw 2 years ago.

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  2. My body is *so* ready for footage of this tour. Same with Namie's Feel tour; I wanna see her werq n' twerk it out to some of the album cuts that didn't get videos.

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  3. This. Although, she does need to be giving more. I watched Her "I am Britney Jean" documentary and with the choreo shots we saw, you'd think a bitch would care.

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  4. I know this sad, but I would actually pay to see this. Brit was *dead* wrong to not bust into some choreo when the chorus on Toxic, but the spectacle and the sets (and dem backup dancers... yummy :3) kind of make up for it. Kind of. Even with all the flash, I wanna see someone get on that stage and own that shit. It's really a shame because one could say all the work that went into this is wasted on someone who can't give 100%.

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  5. For someone who continually looks like they've had their soul sucked out of them in the most painful way possible, Namie has a really pretty smile. Rock on Namie; may your collection of Ayu and Thirstumi's wigs grow ^^

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  6. I know I haven't been keeping up with her Music videos and "Lives" but.....

    Oh my god when did her choreography turn into what looks like DIRECTING TRAFFIC ON STAGE?!

    All she did in that "Toxic" performance was point over here and then proceed to point over there!

    And when she went to the ground in that " Toxic" performance, she didn't drop like a pro should, she went down like she may need one of those necklaces with a button on it to get back up. Like she kneeled down.

    I've heard of bringing it up slow, but not dropping it that way. I felt like I was looking at that move in rewind.

    She made 5 minutes seem like 1min30sec. She did NOTHING. That was embarrassing and sad. Does she not know? Is the audience not uncomfortable watching DEATH LIVE?

    And when she was swinging on the wires-

    How freaking ungraceful. Her legs are so out of shape for any of that. The podge, the pudge, the chub, the wafer, the fat.

    She had baby fat legs. Strutting around that stage doing nothing that's gonna cause her to lose an ounce of that fat on her thighs.

    Nobody on her team cares for her. She is still mentally not there. And no one is going to let her go with grace. She is gonna stay with us PASS the end. An Epilogue.

    That's what she is. A living breathing Epilogue Personified. And the story sucks. Just like Harry Potter's.

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  7. Damn nigga. Talk about scalping a bitch XD I do have to agree with you though, the way she took it the floor and got back up was sad as hell. I would say po' girl, but I'm sure that isn't even Britney; it's a damn android our alien overlords are testing out.

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  8. I am beyond happy that there will be a Clockwork perf. Other than that I am not too hyped on the setlist. I always hope and pray that they will perform The Best Thing but deep inside I know that shit will never happen.

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  9. The setlist is not hot. But this could be one of those cases where the live performance is what elevates it. The 'LEVEL3' era for me has been all about the live performances. With the exception of "Spring of life" and "Spending all my time" - I only latched onto the other songs and B-sides when Perfume performed them live.


    I am pissed that the girls didn't include "Handy man" though, because I would have loved to have seen the type of routine that would have had. The crowd when crazy when that started playing during the intermission of their World tour 2nd.

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  10. Namie needs to give me Inkigayo realness for "Supernatural love" and a whole bunch of slow whines down to the floor for "La la la".

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  11. YAS TO SUPERNATURAL LOVE!!! Ever since I heard it, I've wanted to see how she'd work the song; will she let her backup dancers take the bulk of the work or will she show Japan why she's the head bitch in charge.


    #Random - Have you seen any of the footage from Thirstumi's Japonesque tour? The spectacle of it all was really pretty, but I felt like Kumi wasn't giving it like she should have; especially to songs like Ko So Ko So and Is This Trap.

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  12. I was laughing so hard at the "#3. So happy for you." tweet. That picture of Namie fits SO perfectly, it was the icing on the cake. you have officially slayed me xD


    UGH why can't this be real :(

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  13. Handy man is one of my favourite recent songs from Perfume so it sucks hard that it was not included. I would have killed for Spice and Dream Fighter too. It is also weird to me that Sweet Refrain was not performed .It kind of seemed like they dropped that single in a rush so they could perform it on their dome tour.

    Regardless of how I feel about the set list, I am sure the visuals will more than make up for it.

    I hope they get some better fitting outfits though. Those Level3 coloured triangle dresses were pretty trag.

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  14. This set list sucks Cock. I'm going to need Party Maker to be EVERYTHING.

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  15. I wish "My Color" would die. It is not good.

    I don't really care though. This has been one of their worst eras.

    Really every Era after the first 2 have been bad.

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  16. Actually her OFFICIAL Fb page has reached OVER 1 million likes... I don't know where does she gets dem likes, but she's getting DEM!

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  17. I follow this bitch on facebook and holy shit. That PR intern is really on point.

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