3.23.2014

Music video: Kylie Minogue - Sexercize


Kylie Minogue punk'd the internet and shut down my entire weekend with her "Sexercize" video - which is pretty much a 2014 skank redux of fellow Aussie Olivia Netwon-John's "Physical".

Pretty much every review of her 12th studio album Kiss me once has panned this song, citing it the worst track on the album, yet here it is as a second single. Society tends to dictate that women shouldn't really be selling sex in such a manner past a certain age, but here's Kylie - slow grinding on a pummel horse and pelvic thrusting on an exercise ball at the age of 45.

The internet is in a state of outcry over Kylie's hyper-sexualized video - calling her classless, crass, desperate and vulgar for a woman of her age. I love this video. I have always found Kylie to be a little pedestrian in everything she's ever done - so I quite like she's done something to ruffle a few feathers and rub people up the wrong way.

With a song title like "Sexercize" from a woman who has been selling sex visually for the past decade, I'm not sure what people were expecting from this video. The song and visual does what it says on the tin. The whole thing is tongue in cheek and silly. But the real humdinger is that despite this whole thing being a joke, Kylie did such a good a job with the sexiness that it's all become something different entirely. I don't think it was Kylie Minogue's intention to make any form of grand statement with this video, but I think she may have inadvertently made one - which is that a woman can be sexier and more desirable in her 40's than most girls in their 20's. Kylie isn't the only example of this. Women in music and films have been bringing this point home for years. But it's always nice to have it re-affirmed and Kylie re-affirmed it nicely. The booty does not lie.

Katy Perry, Lady Gaga and Miley are wishing they could look as hot in their 20's as Kylie does leading this non PG-13 P.E class in her 40's.

As is the nature of the Internet today, I present to you my favourite moments from this video in GIF form. GO KYLIE, GO!!

Music video: Kylie Minogue - Sexercize | Random J Pop

Music video: Kylie Minogue - Sexercize | Random J Pop

Music video: Kylie Minogue - Sexercize | Random J Pop

I just know that Kumi Koda is watching this and feeling inspired - i.e the desire to rip all of it off. Expect a single from her next studio album to sound dubstep-lite and feature her being vulgar in a gymnasium and squatting her pussy over a water bottle.

12 comments:

  1. I'm seeing her in October too for the first time! Can't wait XD

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  2. Not even joking this is the sexiest since the "Dirrty" video, damnnnn she's so hot lol
    Nit even joking if I was straight I'd take Kylie over like Miley or Katy Perry or any of these bitches...
    Booked tickets to see her for the first time in October so I cannot wait, Booking Katy B too and then I find out QUEEN Kate Bush is doing shows for the first time in 35 years so all in all my bucket list is getting a kicking lol

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  3. So many lies when I read people saying how 40 is sexier than 20s.

    I know it's the "IN" thing to say right now to make old women feel good about themselves, but I will take Jennifer Lawrence over Oprah Winfrey everyday of my life until Oprah dies because she's OLD and will die first.

    Yeah Kylie is prettier than Gaga because everyone is. Miley? I don't know. Miley's personality and antics make her ugly, but physically? Mnh. And Katir Perry? If you don't get the f#€k on out of here, I will escort you myself.

    Kylie isn't exactly beautiful. Her face is hard, her features sharp and her body old.

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  4. starlightshimmersMarch 23, 2014 at 7:32 PM

    Kylie Minogue is way hotter than Miley Cyrus. Physically. Miley has no f*cking ass she's a flat ass white bitch. Katie Perry? Another basic white bitch with zero class and the only thing to show for herself is her enormous milkbags that contain salty milk, Perry bitch can't even sing live she's flat.

    Kylie Minogue can sing live (very well), she's fabulous, she's beautiful and she's hot and she's the motherf*cking Aphrodite.

    Stop being a f*cking ageist you jerk. Being old does not make a woman ugly, you're just down right rude for calling her body "old."

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  5. I don't see why people are calling this one classless when you have Miley Cyrus pretty much fingering herself on stage and degrading the meaning of twerking. Because if *anyone* is going to be called classless and cheap, it should be her (I don't like calling people that, but if we're going to toss around 'em around, better to toss 'em at the *right* people :P). To be quite honest, I'd bet a woman in her 40s knows way more about how to be "sexy" than one in her 20s; it's matter of experience, yo. All in all, people need to calm themselves; instead of bitching about this, why don't they bitch about Gaga's new short film :P

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  6. lmao are you serious? It's not the "in thing" some people just prefer a WOMAN who is confident in herself, hot, experienced and sexy instead of a girl who plays games and is as interesting to be around as a bag of rocks... But it's all down to taste but seriously you sae the video so how can you not say it's the hotness.

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  7. Nobody pays attention to Gaga anymore lol

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  8. If they're gonna someone out for being classless, they should >_>

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  9. I hope your mother is proud of you for your impeccable grasp of the English language. Betch.

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  10. Madonna wishes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If i were Kylie's age looking on fire like that; I'd fuck myself too. Just saying.

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  11. So much bitterness. Toxic tbh :P

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