Beyoncé almost gets hit by a taxi

Beyoncé's crazy taxi | 'shopped by J ;P
Beyoncé almost got hit by a taxi in London the other day. It's not news really. Because people almost get hit by black taxi's in London every day. That's just Central London for you. You ain't in Central unless you've John Woo'd out of the way of a black taxi.

The black taxi actually collided with the Beyoncé's vehicle mere moments after she had gotten out of it, which leads me to believe it was a hater driving it to try and put a bitches career on indefinite hold. Do they not know that Beyoncé will put her ass on that grind from a hospital bed!? That B hustle does not stop! Even if Beyoncé was to get struck with a terminal disease, she'd be up in that Sony studio with an IV drip cart dragging behind her, and a nurse hanging onto her lacefront telling her to stop and get back to bed. People don't want to believe me, but trust this: Beyoncé will live forever. She's like Galactus. Only she feeds on bitches careers and other people's songwriting credits to stay alive instead of planets.

I didn't even know Beyoncé was in London. If I'd known, I would've spent the whole of Tuesday in Central looking for her. I would have found her. Ain't no mistaking that giant weave. It's like the giant Christmas tree that gets put in Trafalgar square, only fried blonde. Plus, if I don't spot that, I'm sure I'd spot her giant mean mugging goon of a security guard.

I want a new album from this woman now. And it needs to be classic. I hear she's working with Tricky Stewart and The Dream again. I'm sure they'll cookie cut another banger from B'day and then given her somebody else's left over that she'll claim she wrote.

Beyonce nearly gets hit by cab? @ singersroom

2 comments:

  1. LMFAO @ "Do they not know that Beyoncé will put her ass on that grind from a hospital bed!? That B hustle does not stop! Even if Beyoncé was to get struck with a terminal disease, she'd be up in that Sony studio with an IV drop cart dragging behind her and a nurse hanging onto her lacefront telling her to stop and get back to bed."


    ugh my gawd J!!! you keep me rolling on the floor with these posts! I just cannot deal with you sometimes! people are throwing me scandalous look cause i'm in the lab dying at what i'm reading on this screen! keep it up yo!

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  2. Hey... I do it all for you! :P

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