Beyoncé sacks her pimp


Beyoncé must have finally gotten tired of her father mixing her cool aid with his penis, because she's sacked her father as her manager! Somebody go fetch me vinyl copy of Janet Jackson's Control. Because homegirl went Janet Jackson on her father's arse!

Pimp Knowles has been notoriously known for his ruthless, cut-throat and downright dawg ways. From stealing little white girls' songs on myspace, knee capping Amerie, f**king the head administrator at ASCAP to get his daughter songwriting credits on songs which existed before she was even born (he must have drilled DEEP for a chick to change those "Silent night" files and list it as written by B. Knowles) and going Metal Gear Solid style on the Grammy panel to secure his ho some golden gramophones.

Beyoncé has consistently been the media's punching bag for her father's under handedness, and has never once spoke on it. Whether this is out of respect or her lack of ability to articulate how she feels is anybody's guess. But actions speak louder than words. Because Pimp Daddy Knowles has just lost his biggest client. Things turned sour between the two when it became public that Mathew was having an affair, during which time he fathered a child. I knew Mathew was f**king around the day I first saw Destiny's child's diary on MTV over 5 years ago. As soon as Tina mentioned Mathew leaving his job at Xerox I thought: He done f**ked a woman there and got caught out. Of course Mathew will not acknowledge this illegitimate child until it goes platinum with an album, wins at least 4 Grammy's and shows it can pussy pop and weave thrash in 3 inch heels without so much as a stumble.

Beyoncé's talent has played a huge part in her success. But theres no denying Mathew has been a HUGE driving force behind Beyoncé being where she is now. So time will tell if her father being taken out of the equation will either help or damage her. She's at point in her career where's she's amassed a loyal fanbase and made her mark on pop history. Haters can hate all they like, but Beyoncé is pretty much at icon status now. So now's as good as time as any to start switching things up. Because if shit goes sour - she's still got her legion of fans. Personnel change up's certainly didn't harm Britney's ability to be stanned for. Although she did revert straight back to her heyday crew when she was sane enough to realize what time it was.

This leaves the door open for Mathew to finally be a father to Solange. The daughter Mathew forgot he had for the past 10 years.

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  1. "Of course Mathew will not acknowledge this illegitimate child until it goes platinum with an album, wins at least 4 Grammy's and shows it can pussy pop and weave thrash in 3 inch heels without so much as a stumble."
    LMFAO You're a mess J!
    Beyonce's probably thinking that she's at the stage in her career where she no longer has to attend her father's boot camp sessions lol You can only hike up Mount Everest in heels and leotard so many times before it becomes mundane lmao
    Maybe he can work on making some hits for solange now.

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  2. Beyonce is at icon status? oh hell no...

    Infact this reminds me of a premontion i had the other day, it want a lil supm like this....

    IT WAS THE YEAR 2013 AND SINCE HER CAREER ENDED (BY HER OWN HAND) BEYONCE IS SAT IN HER TATTY DRESSING ROOM TRYING IN VAIN TO MAKE A USABLE WEAVE FROM THE DONATION OF RED RONALD MCDONALD WIGS RIHANNA WAS KIND ENOUGH TO DONATE FROM TWO ERA’S AGO.

    BEYONCE LOOKS AT THE TV AND SEE’S AMERICA’S NO1 SHOW “THE VOICE” AND SHE THINKS SHE MAY BE IN WITH ANNOTHER SHOT SINCE THE SHOW IS ABOUT THE VOICE AND NOT LOOKS (SINCE SHE IS NOW BORDERLINE OBESE AND BALD) BUT SHE REMEMBERS ALL THOSE TIMES HER STANS (WHEN SHE HAD THEM) TRIED TO DRAG SUPERIOR TALLENT XTINA AND KNOWS SHE WILL NEVER GET PAST ROUND 1, INSTEAD SHE PUTS HER FAVOURITE JLO ALBUM BACK ON AND CALLS HER MORE SUCCESSFUL BANDMATE KELLY ROWLAND TO CRY ABOUT JAY Z LEAVING HER FOR RIHANNA….

    And then i woke up to the news that Beyhoe had pimp slapper pimp outta the building.

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  3. This coming from somebody who thinks Christina Aguilera is a legend?

    Come on now...

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