Perfume act way too nice to fans in a Hong Kong airport

Perfume recently visited Hong Kong to do some promo for their 'Best of' album Love the world. They came through the airport and thought they could just roll through arrivals like miscellaneous people that nobody cares about (like me and you), only to be greeted by a mini mob of fans. Not ones to snub n***as, the girls shook hands, posed for pictures and conversed with some of their fans. Of course, A-chan was the first to acknowledge there were people in the vicinity who had been camped in the airport for hours on end and had developed morning breath just to see them. Nocchi and Kashiyuka were good to just walk on by, but soon began to follow A-chan's example at the risk of looking like ill mannered tricks.



The bitch ass side of me would have loved for these girls to have just walked through the airport in unison, wearing shades, fly ass dresses, dragging their mini suitcases behind them as their PA walks behind them playing "Night flight" on speaker phone. All the while their manager strides out in front snapping fangas and making fans part like Moses parted waters.

Perfume are such secluded hoes. They really have no idea how many fans they have outside Japan, but they are slowly realizing it, and will soon see the bigger picture once Universal starts jetting them around the globe. They're also going to have to beef up that security. Some of those fans were walking alongside the girls. Like...RIGHT alongside them.

Love the world. Love these bitches.

Perfume attend press conference in Hong Kong and get cheered by fans! @ Perfume city

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4 comments:

  1. Glad to know I wasn't the only one frightened by how fucking close some of the fans were to them. The only security they had was that Nakata looking man/woman. Kashiyuka is going to get shanked.

    I mean, snobby artists are annoying, BUT GET OFF PEASANTS PERFUME IS COMING THROUGH NO THEY WON'T SHAKE YOUR HAND OMG WHERE IS THE PURELL.



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  2. A-Chan.

    This Bish.

    She went and messed it up for EVERYBODY.

    She was the first one to give her life away.

    Next thing you know the camera swooped and I lost Nocchi. And you know how hard it is to spot an Asian in a Sea of Asians. Does not compute. I gave up. She must've died.

    Then I see some guy ask Kashiyuka how she was liking Hong Kong and shove a penis in her face and thought what a blessing and a curse that was because:

    1. She was about to get raped.
    2. I ain't ever seen an Asian Penis that big so guuurl better enjoy that gift.

    Then A-Chan finally comes back into view and there goes some dude sticking his hands all in her hair and I'm just like.........

    A-Chan is gonna be that gullible trick that convinces everybody "What Could Possibly Go Wrong?" in that movie where Black People always die.

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  3. The link at the bottom of the article is not Perfume City, but Perfume Disco. ;)

    By the way, your blog is awesome and freaking hilarious, keep up the good work!

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