Single arts: Kumi Koda - Koishikute


Kumi Kohovah has a new single releasing in December. She's spoken up on the song and has revealed that it is about some shit about having something dear to you and then losing it. She may be referring to her vagina. Wine bottles and cans of Orion draft were one thing, but pushing a child out...that's gonna stretch shit out a bit. The p***y will never be the same again.

It's been 4 years since Kohovah last released a December / January Winter ballad, so I'm looking forward to this. It was ballads such as "You" and "Hands" which turned me into a Kohovah's witness and I've been mad ever since that she's failed to match the greatness of these songs or even "Stay with me. So the fact she will at least be trying with this shit is a good sign. Can't stand the covers though. I am not about that semi open mouth shit she's pulling. And why do these look like they were shot when she was pregnant? And why isn't she wearing white fur surrounded by snowflakes and shit!? Kumi, if you're going to drop a December ballad, Christmas holiday season that shit please.

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  1. I love the covers, and really all of her covers have that mentally retarded open mouth thing going on so my eyes just graze past it like it isn't there nowadays.

    That blonde wig isn't doing anything for her though.

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  2. These covers look like some shit Ms.Ooja would do, and if the music sounds anything like the boring ass ballads that Ms.ooja releases then I'm not interested.

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    1. Lol you are on a Ms.Ooja hating rampage

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  3. up until now, her winter ballad that I love is just "you", although I like some of her other ballads, Kumi never stop, she releases her 54'th single less than 2 months after her last single, Ayu stalled at number 50 maybe she just affraid that she will break her consecutive #1 singles, but Kumi doesn't seems to care about the chart, she just need to release new single, new album, new remix album, and maybe new controversy,
    Mr. Random J, I'm really looking forward to your review because it will very interesting (and entertaining) like you usually did with your beloved japanese artist, use your very own sarcastic words and your witty metaphor, haha . . .

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    1. The last decent Winter ballad she released for me personally was "Stay with me". I wasn't too keen on the song and always preferred "You" and "Hands". But it was a nice enough song which hit all the right notes and was a shit tonne better than anything she's released since.

      I have low expectations for this "Koishikute" if she's going to give me lifeless BS like "Alive" and "Suki de, suki de, suki de".

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  4. These covers are so Angelina Jolie in "Changeling" LOL... Did Ayu swap Kumi's baby or something???
    I agree though... I love(d?) her winter ballads and actually "Stay with me" was always one of my faves, Lets hope this is a return to form PLEZZZZZ let the miracle of child birth have opened dilated her creativity as well as her bottle opener.

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  5. Yup the wig ain't doing anything good...

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  6. Just the fact that her hair is layed like Dr. Chakwas is a tragedy in and of itself.

    You have no idea how good I want this to be. I want that #1 that she somehow got and the little man she pushed out of her cooch to push her into making this more than decent.

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    1. Dr. Chakwa?

      *ClevelandBusDriverUpperCutFatality*

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  7. Randol j.... you didnt like anata dake ga??? That ballad was amazing!

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