Crystal Kay becomes the new face of Crysta Nagahori. Nobody cares.

Crystal Kay becomes the new face of CRYSTA Nagahori. Nobody cares | randomjpop.blospot.co.uk

Crystal Kay has struck some sort of deal with Crysta. It probably is as simple as the company's name being the same as CK's minus the L, as it seems to be such a random partnership for an artist who nobody in Japan could care less about. The fruits of the deal thus far is that Crysta took Crystal around their shopping centre Crysta Nagahori; where she managed to walk in and out of stores undisturbed and free of mobs of fans, because nobody knew who the hell she was - even with her face lining every wall in the vicinity.



I had wandered through Crysta Nagahori when I was in Japan, but had no idea it had its own name and was a dedicated shopping centre (what we Londoners call 'malls'). I thought it was just Shinsaibashi subway station. Ya know; because the sign above the stairs I went down to get there said so. The entire area is plastered with pictures of Crystal Kay. The bitch is EVERYWHERE! At the entrance to the station and all the way through the damn place. It took me a while to notice it was her though, as the photo of her Crysta are using looks as though it was shot and re-touched by the Color change! art directors. #Whitening.

Nagahoribashi (one of the connecting areas to Crysta Nagahori) is full of 'foreigners'. And it's also a popular tourist spot because lots of the bars and clubs in the area are run by and frequented by 'gaijin'. So this partnership between Crysta and Crystal Kay is probably for foreigners more than the locals. Because ain't nobody in Japan know who Crystal is, let alone care about seeing her picture backlit everywhere. Good on CK for the hook-up though. At least she's getting paid and is getting some exposure. Even if it is in an underground shopping centre which is always absolutely dead.

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25 comments:

  1. disqus_Z2dgZtPpwuApril 22, 2013 at 4:46 AM

    crystal is the hyoyeon of japan

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  2. Kind of but popularity wise she is more like the Sori of Japan.

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  3. I went to her Osaka Crystal Cafe gig back in march! I passed through that mall on the way there from shinsaibashi station and was totally taken aback by her face plastered everywhere.

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  4. Except Crystal doesn't look like a beast.

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  5. So irrelevant in fact, that you take the time to comment on every CK post about how irrelevant she is.

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  6. You're welcome, J. It really did feel like someone was paid to stalk her. They could have had more to it, than her just walking aimlessly around. But I'm glad she is at least getting more exposure (eventhough a "Girlfriend" PV with BoA would have done a lot for her.) >:(


    Universal is actually working this chick.


    -Robin / Sleepy-Genius

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  7. What is she up to now anyways? I've seen on her instagram that she is traveling back and forth to new york to record something perhaps?

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  8. That too, but I figured that goes without saying.

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  9. Disq was the best thing to happen to this blog LOL. Anons will come for your wig ALL THE TIME now.

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  10. Betch, your username says GUEST. Right now YOU are the most irrelevant thing on this blog bar none.

    Don't be coming for me undercover. I pinch out much bigger loaves than you.

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  11. Shadiest Comment. Darn right.

    And last time I checked I didn't set one stamp to nay envelope and send for anybody so please don't try to come.

    I know exactly what her name is. She's lucky I know what she looks like. Just saying.

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  12. Lulz. So why will this Disq thing bring the sheep? How exactly does that work?

    Does it somehow give this blog more exposure to the boastful than it previously did?

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  13. You care what she does so bad. That's why you can't stop from commenting on all of her post. Funny since she is indeed more relevant and richer that you will ever be(even with her flops). It burns doesn't it? Did she commit some grave sin against you in a past life(besides being more fab that you)? But go ahead and throw eternal shade at CK. Validate your life. I'll be watching and laughing at your expense. You're quite the show.

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  14. I suppose you wouldn't need me to be quite a show for entertainment if Crystal Dark's "tours" lasted for more than THREE DAYS.

    LULZ. I'll be that show she could never afford to be.

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  15. Idk, It just seems to be the the most widely used commenting system among blogs throughout the internet. Plus you can easily link it to your twitter, Facebook, ect.

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  16. Awesome! did you happen to get some footage by any chance? I remember reading a blog post where a fan promised to upload some footage, but I never found any.

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  17. Well I welcome the challenge. Lulz.

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  18. Need you to be a show? lol No. Attention and throwing shade seems to fill a void in your life. I'm simply....feeding a troll. You'll be the show she could never afford to be? Let me guess. You can't sing or dance. You have a fraction of the talent she has. So you throw shade because of all of the short comings in your life. It's okay. I know that Crystal is simply someone to deflect your pain and malice unto. Maybe you'll be an entertainer in another life. But as of now a show you put on couldn't hold a flame to a 2 minute Crystal tour and that's me being nice.

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  19. And 2 minutes seems to be all she is ever going to get. Let us pray.

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  20. Yes. Let us pray that innerrise overcomes his/her feelings of worthlessness and self-loathing that makes him/her throw shade at someone who is obviously more talented in life. We all know that the shade throwing is a plea for help. Defeat the demons within and.....rise. Let the church say AMEN!

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  21. Speaking of churches, they make more money in a day with their tithes and offerings than Crystal Dark does with 1 Album.

    Cheah!

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  22. Speaking of churches, go to one and pray. Bathe in some holy water to try and rid yourself of those demons. Even with 0 album sales, Crystal will still manage to best you in life. Does it burn? Well imagine how that holy water will feel for ya'. Crystal will always best you, so that's something you will have come to terms with. Take a break and go find yourself. Rid yourself of those deep dark issues within. I have high hopes for you!(Not really) Alas, I have business (internet debating) to attend to. I encourage you to have the last word or maybe another sad punchline that only you seem to find humorous.(of course to make yourself feel accomplished) So to you, I say adieu. Until next time! (Where I'm sure you'll be trolling the next CK post)

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  23. UHM. CRYSTAL FANS. GET READY. http://crystalkayusa.com/

    holy shit can this fabulous bitch go mainstream!??!?!?!?!?!?

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  24. http://crystalkayusa.com/ im so excited

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