Ailee calmly sings hoes under a Seoul tram in her comeback performance of "U&I"


The best vocalist in K-Pop made her comeback on M! Countdown with her new song "U&I" - sounding like a Rich Harrison joint with a catchy horn sectioned riff and sassy neck snapping lyrics that disco diva bitches would snatch for.

Ailee struts onto the stage calmy with poise and sophistication and shows lesser broads in 3 minutes how you give strong vocals without screaming all over a beat and dance a routine without so much as a pussy pop. Beyoncé best sit her ass down and watch this shit. I've seen those Miss Carter World show performances of "Crazy in love". A n***a couldn't even hear the music through all of the screaming. And I was exposed to more pussy than the midwife caught at the birth of Blue Ivy.


The thing with Ailee is that when all else fails, the vocals never do. The song could be a hot mess and her outfit could look like something Tina Knowles stitched together with a fractured wrist, but the vocals stay on point.

Now if Ailee could whip on some Kenzo and do me a cover of Beyoncé's "Grown woman", that'd be great.

13 comments:

  1. I STAN FOR THIS QUEEN!

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  2. YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!! KWEEN AILEE KNOWS HOW TO PUT IT DOWN!!!!!!!

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  3. I love everything about Ailee. She NEVER lets me down and I love how she dives headfirst into every new song she has. She's a treasure.

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  4. Who is this? I don't care because she's ugly.

    I know that's rude.

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  5. Who are you? I don't care because you're ugly.


    I LOVE that that's rude.

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  6. Well cling on to that love because if you are as ugly as your username, love is something you won't be experiencing a lot of.

    You are a non factor passerby who pants got wet because DISQUS arrived. The memory of you will be gone tomorrow. Understand just how little you matter and how meaningless you are here.

    You tried it though.

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  7. Korean sound crews are so god damned used to putting back tracks on but Ailee could do with just a little reverb; the back track isn't doing her any favors.

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  8. LOL says the guy that has a pitiful enough existence to troll on comments. You are absolutely correct, I am no more than a passerby so I take pride in the fact that I don't live on the net, disgracefully coming for people all the time.


    I'd say take a seat, but you'd probably try and come for me as if we're in Real Housewives of Atlanta...

    ...but I'mma say it anyway: #TakeASeat

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  9. I have never "come" as if I were in a "real" housewife.

    I like boys.

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  10. You're such a loser. Haha.

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  11. Apparently not a good one considering I still haven't managed to lose you.

    Normally when I step in $h¡t, it comes right off. Meh.

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  12. ...you're still talking? oh.

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