Dead Britney to judge on The X-Factor US. Oh, lawd.

Britney is a judge on The X-Factor. Along with a n***a who can't keep the account books balanced at record labels and a girl who got hit from the back by a Jonas brother and tried to act like she was going off the rails for attention to sell records. How contestants is going to keep straight faces from these three without an IV drip of constant botox to the forehead, I have no idea.

Britney was one of the most successful and powerful stars in the game. WAS. This woman is just an empty carton of orange juice now. I look into her eyes...and I see nothing. I do not see that girl who was popping her p***y wearing a nude body suit in a gyroscope to "Oops!...I did it again" or slid across the floor and mounted a n***a on stage to "I'm a slave 4 U" at the VMA's. Britney died giving birth to her second child. This woman we have now is an indoctrinated ho who is running on Reaper tech which was excavated and commissioned by the Illusive man and then sold to her father. I have no idea who this Soccer mom is or of her current relevance.

I can't see how this is going to work for Britney. She's been deadpan for the past 3 years. Having no charisma, emotion or passion for a damn thing. She won't ever say a performance is bad. She's just say non-constructive shit like 'That was cool' and 'That was kinda' neat. Britney represented the type of star every body wanted to be as big as. But her lack of passion now just raises questions. If Britney at least still had some person-ability and energy to her despite the lack of singing and dancing ability, this would be something. But she just has NOTHING to her now. She can't even get herself a solid weave. Yes, her weave above doesn't look horrendous, but it's still iffy and not on that 2001 weave game old Britney was on. I can't see how Britney is going to cope with mentoring a group of hopefuls and having them believe in her, when she looks as though she doesn't even believe in herself.

Props to her puppet master Jason Trawick for getting her the gig though. He best hope that the $9+ million doesn't come at the expense of ruining her name on national television. Because this could backfire on Britney just as easily as it could work in her favour.

Here's what Mariah thinks about this whole mess.