Namie sells big in her first day with Uncontrolled. Shits on hoes without trying.

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Namie has done zero promotion for Uncontrolled. I can count on one hand how many radio interviews she has done to plug this album and this bitch has not stepped foot in a television studio to so much as bow at an audience. She has done NOTHING. And yet she managed to drag Ayu's wig through a bush, flush Kumi's clip on nails down a toilet, hand non certificated bitches at Avex their P45's and run those Vision factory stocks. And this is all before she's woken up Haruto to get ready for school and fixed up his Frosties and lunch time bento.

Ploponesque's first day sales 40,768
Farty queen's first day sales 27,338
Uncontrolled 104,562

My maths is horrendous. But I don't need no online calculamator to tell me that Namie pushed more in her first day than Kumi and Ayu combined. And that she also pushed more units in her opening day than Ayu and Kumi managed to shift in their first week.

DON'T F**K WITH THIS BITCH!!

Namie doesn't give a damn how much you don't like Uncontrolled and what you think about dem English versions of "Go round" and "Yeah-oh". She still pushed more in her first day than your fave managed to push in a year. I think we know who be running Avex and keeping n***as on the payroll and it sho'a s hell ain't Ayu.