Mariah talks her way through "All I want for Christmas is you" on Jimmy Fallon

When all else in Mariah's life fails, there is always "All I want for Christmas is you". A song which is as good as a traditional Christmas carol now and undoubtedly one of Mariah's most played songs. So it's only natural that in the wake of "Triumflop (Get 'em)" being critical mauled, dat drama on American idol and the festive season being upon us, that she'd hit up Jimmy Fallon to perform her Christmas mega smash...with a twist.

Mariah sounded good to start off with. But as the song went on, she began avoiding those high notes like strapped AK Nicki was waiting in a cardboard box for a bitch on the set of American idol. Listen to the original and then listen to this shit. Mariah's giving vocals on the original version. Here she barely scratched the surface. Those kids should have been leaving that set with hearing aids from the post bridge belts, whistle notes and shit.

I do like me some Mariah. I own Glitter, (Lambs, holla!) But her now shitty vocals, her mess live performances and her sound which doesn't seem to be really going anywhere has me not giving a single f**k about anything new upcoming of hers. But I'll buy it when it drops regardless.