Beyoncé, her nasty wig, her new film & her new album

Here's Beyoncé as Etta James on the set of the film Cadillac records. That wig actually looks hotter than some of the shit I've seen on Beyoncé's head in the past. I wish Beyoncé would stop doing films based on other musical figures and do a film on herself. I don't give a damn about Diana Ross and her shady husband, or this Etta James chick. I want to hear about the Mathew Knowles summer boot camp. I want see when Mathew made Beyoncé do a 30 mile run in Alaska wearing nothing but a wife beater, hot pants and 6 inch heels. How he used to put Beyoncé in the tumble dryer as a baby so she could grow up to trash her weave around on stage without feeling sick. And also the drama surrounding how her father Mathew Knowles f**ked that woman at his old Xerox job and how Tina decided to trap him into the marriage when she found out by secretly coming off of the birth control and falling pregnant with Solange. THAT's the shit I want to see.

Beyoncé is also currently recording her third solo album. Rodney Jerkins has been working on songs with the singer / wannabe actress and has said that her role in the Etta James biopic is inspiring her new music. I guess that means we'll get another record of handclaps, whistles, horns and cowbells, and that Rodney Jerkins, Pharrell Williams, Swizz Beatz, Rich Harrison and Timbaland are all in the back of her trailer making songs at the same time.