In weave she trusts

There is so much weave on Ashanti's head that I can smell and taste it from here. She can barely hold up her own head there's so much of it plonked to her head! Just to run the hair game into the ground further, she went and weaved the eyelashes too - with the end result looking like she has an ant colony on both her eyelids.

Beyoncé approves, but she's mad. Because she knows she has to out weave Ashanti now. Expect Beyoncé to look like Mr. Snuffleupagus from Sesame street in her next music video.