Funny ass capture from a video: Crystal blows

If Crystal did this shit under some tables she might have been able to hang around in the charts for longer than a week.

Crystal Kay's second extended play release Flash debuted at 29 on the Oricon charts, and HMV probably have the album kicking across their stockroom floor as a doorstop right about now.

It's a hard knock life for a ho on them Oricon charts unless she signs her life away to Avex, or she's willing to get a prosthetic willy and sign to Johnny's; where you run the risk of being made to do uncomfortable things with boys and have Johnny Kitagawa touch you in places.

Give it a read: Flash mini album review