Britney does pretty much nothing at Good morning America

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The televised videos of Britney's stint on Good morning America are now doing the rounds on YouTube. This woman is so lucky to have the fans she has, because they're the only ones who could watch these performances and say they were good and be caps locking THE BITCH IS BACK on YouTube; when all she did for 60% of these performances was sit down. Only Britney would perform pretty much the whole of a "Big fat bass", "I'm a slave 4 u", "Gimme more" and "3" mash-up sat down on a speaker. Only Britney.

Her and Namie Amuro should do lunch. Britney could hook her up with her studio recording engineer and Namie could hook up Britney with some free bottles of Vidal Sassoon. Not that she'd use them to actually wash her hair. She'd probably give them to Sean Preston to drink.


Hold it against me


Big fat bass (mashed with "I'm a slave 4 U", "Gimme more" and "3")


Till the world ends

I want everybody who threw shade on Jonas Akerland for chopping her dance scenes to shreds in the "Hold it against me" music video to just stop. Dude did the right thing. Did you see what I saw in that performance!? Bitch sat down during the breakdown. She actually...sat her arse down in a chair. What excuse are the Britney army going to give for that one? She was tired? From what? It's a difficult section of the song to dance to? Fan choreographed videos on YouTube show otherwise. It's Britney bitch! Exactly. So why didn't she dance? The only thing I'll give her props for is for fulfilling my quota of weave thrashing and pussy popping. Because she weave thrashed on that chair so good, I bet those hair pieces were hanging from their tracks by a strand.

Britney recently announced a Summer tour. Of course this shit will sell out because Britney's indoctrination game was so strong early on in her career that she'll have a legion of fans who will pay to watch some white girl with a tatty weave stand on a stage and do pretty much nothing. I'd rather pay to see Rebecca Black perform "Friday". At least that girl goes about her shit like she's having fun and that she cares about something. Even if it is just the fifth day of the week.

I'd rather Britney just bowed out of the game rather than throw in these half arsed performances. What more proof do people need that this woman is NOT into her career how she was before!?