Britney's magical Good morning America announcement

Lying ass bitch. She ain't excited to tell us shit! Home girl can't even so much as speak these days without effect wizadry being put on her voice. She sounded like Stephen Hawkins with a dying battery.

Britney's dead. DEAD I tells ya! I remember the days when Britney made announcements like this on TV and she was full of life, energy and looking hot. Britney looked fed up, tired and off in the face. She was on the money about one thing though: her 'performance' (I use the term loosely) will be a morning to remember, but probably for all the wrong reasons. Bitch will mime a medley which includes "Hold it against me", and she won't even re-record the vocals. Just straight up pop-in-the-Femme fetale-CD-and-press-play. And as for the dancing... Pscccch!! What dancing?!