%20How%20to%20keep%20your%20man.jpg "What Kumi Koda's book would probably look like | Kumi Koda tops relationship advice poll")
In a mobile poll, the question was posed to users which J-celeb they feel would offer really good relationship advice. And our favourite J-skank Kumi Koda topped the list! I think that users may have been confused as to what they were being asked and confused relationship advice with sex advice.
As far as I know, Kumi hasn't held down a great deal of relationships. And if it was truly about relationship advice, then Robot face would rank higher than eighth surely!? She seems like the kind of woman who would be there for her girlfriends and give good advice when they needed it. Bitch litters Twitter timelines with messages to her fans and errrbody who asks her a question. Although her recent shotgun wedding to some unknown Austrian may have damaged her reputation. And I'm sure Hikaru Utada being a divorced woman killed her eligibility to be featured on the list full stop. (Remember; this is Japan people).
Kumi Koda would just tell her friends to just go down on it harder. And Anna Tsuchiya would just tell hers to let a dude get in from the back when the front door is falling off its hinges. This doesn't sound like the kind of relationship advice you'd share at a babysitters club, but whatever! At least Kumi Koda has won at something.
Which female singer gives the best relationship advice? @ Tokyohive
As far as I know, Kumi hasn't held down a great deal of relationships. And if it was truly about relationship advice, then Robot face would rank higher than eighth surely!? She seems like the kind of woman who would be there for her girlfriends and give good advice when they needed it. Bitch litters Twitter timelines with messages to her fans and errrbody who asks her a question. Although her recent shotgun wedding to some unknown Austrian may have damaged her reputation. And I'm sure Hikaru Utada being a divorced woman killed her eligibility to be featured on the list full stop. (Remember; this is Japan people).
Kumi Koda would just tell her friends to just go down on it harder. And Anna Tsuchiya would just tell hers to let a dude get in from the back when the front door is falling off its hinges. This doesn't sound like the kind of relationship advice you'd share at a babysitters club, but whatever! At least Kumi Koda has won at something.
Which female singer gives the best relationship advice? @ Tokyohive
That picture - your best and funniest work by far!!!!
ReplyDelete"Anna Tsuchiya would just tell hers to let a dude get in from the back when the front door is falling off its hinges" *DEAD*
ReplyDeleteI think Ayu would be the best, wasn't she going out with some dancer (on the sly) for years? and she and Mannie are always sending soppy tweets etc lol