Music video: Namie Amuro featuring Tomohisa Yamashita - Unusual

This woman must be drinking the blood of virgin midgets from a remote part of Krakow or f**king Father Time. Because clocks got turned back on a bitch AGAIN in this music video. Look at her at 1:36. How the hell is she able to look younger than she did 10 years ago!? When it comes to aging well and gracefully, nobody is doing it like this woman. She just gets hotter and better looking with age. I remember when Namie was looking like a tramp with a set of teeth that looked like they got smacked with a hockey stick. Bitch has come a long way. Keeping up appearances must be taking its toll on her though, because it seems all Namie can do in her videos these days is sit down. She sat in a car in "Wonder woman". Sat in a char in "Make it happen". And then again with the chair in "Unusual". I'm expecting there to be some sitting down in the "Black out" video too.

Namie and Yamashita had chemistry in this video, but it was not the type the song suggests. It was like watching an Aunt and nephew dance together. There was no spark, no zest, no nothing. At least not until the very end of the video. I'm sure females who feature in music videos with Johnny's boys probably have to sign a clause which states that they cannot depict any act of passion or lust with the star in question. Crystal Kay held Jin's hand in the "Wonder" music video, which was a no-no. This probably explains why home girls' Spin the music album bombed. Johnny Kitagawa lit the fuse on that shit.

The video for "Unusual" is f**king boring. It was like a cross between "Love game", "Break it" and the opening of "Wild" with all the corridors and shit. Yamapee-pee and Namie looked good. But other than that, this video added nothing to the song what-so-ever. If Namie hopped in front of a wind machine and let the hair blow and Yamapoo-poo took off his shirt, we might have been on to something good.