Is Britney's Femme fatale set to under-perform!?

Britney's Femme fatale is set to enter the charts at #1. But with projected first week sales of 275,000 to 300,000 copies, this is around the same amount of units that Blackout sold in its first week. An album which infamously released in the midst of Britney's public breakdown and featured what had to rank as one of the worst album covers in the world. Her Weaveness is pushing the same units as Chris Brown. CHRIS BROWN! Britney is pushing the same units as a dude who went Marvel vs. Capcom 3 on Rihanna's face! And Wiz Khalifa will not be far behind with projected sales of 200,000 to 220,000. Not a good look.

I could bang on and on about iffy single choices. How "Hold it against me" was her most generic lead single to date and "Till the world ends" was nothing more than a recycle of Ke$ha's "We R who we R". But the single choices will make no difference whatsoever if Britney is not going to promote them or perform them properly. I'd love for "I wanna go" to become a single, but I know she would NOT bring it how she needs to in the music video, do absolutely nothing to promote the song, and that every live performance of it would just make me like the song less and less. Is it sad that I miss when Britney was driving around in her Mercedes like a crazy woman, putting on accents, getting snapped with a weave that looked like a crow has picked at it and had that Chola looking personal assistant riding shotgun? At least Britney was doing SOMETHING back then. Even if her arse was tow up crazy. The problem with Britney's sales is not music related. Because we all know this game well enough that you can still make a terrible album push units. This is a Britney related issue. Her live performances are a mess, she is showing zero passion for what she does, and she seems like a complete husk. Not even so much as a shadow of her former self. Her pushing in the region of 275,000 is more than she deserves.

Britney barely knows what day of the week it is. In a recent radio interview; the host spoke about the BS section of her official website (which squashes tabloid rumors and stories about the star); and she didn't even know about it! How the hell are you not gonna know about a section of your own damn website that's been around for 4 years! Does Britney even have access to a computer? I guess that answer would be no. I bet poor Britney doesn't even have a smartphone. She was probably given a Game boy by her minders so that she can't access the Internet or make calls. Just straight up Tetris and Super Mario Land.

I really feel the need to post this.

Because the lyrics whilst seeming stupid back in 2002 seem so poignant for Britney right now. It also a nice deviation from Femme fatale's lyrics about wanting penis. Plus, it shows Britney back when she had shit on lock down. Dancing. Slow grinding on her knees. Showing charisma. Selling sex to the camera. And swagging. It's like watching somebody else!

Britney's being monitored to the MAX. I'm wondering if social services would holla if we put in a case for Britney. Because this lockdown her father has her under, which involves grinding pills into her corn flakes is straight up child abuse in my book. Was is it with the Spears' and questionable child care? And to think Britney's mother wrote a book about being a mother. Like any woman in her right mind would buy that shit seeing how one of her daughters succumbed to underage pregnancy and the other turned crazy.