Jennifer Hopelez does her thing on American idol

Jennifer Hopelez took to the American idol stage to show that she can actually do things other than sit on a leather chair and just nod like a car dash bobblehead.

I have to hand it to J. Ho. She did good. REALLY good. Somebody could even come up to me and say that she shut it down and I wouldn't even disagree.

Jennifer Hopelez wasn't so hopeless here. Some of those vocals were straight up pre-recorded. But J.Lo had me with that routine during the breakdown. She actually stayed true to the lyrics of the song and...you know...got on the floor. I give this shit an 8.0 even without the weave thrashing and pussy popping. I liked it that much. And homegirl is 41 with 2 children!! Anybody who still wants to defend Britney's lack of dancing with that, "But she's been in the game forever and she's had 2 kids" mess now needs to stay seated. J. Ho slid her arse down to the floor and worked shit out like she was still a fly girl on In living color.

Why a bitch did not put it down like this in the music video is beyond me. I still think the song is absolute garbage. But this performance made me work a shoulder and get some bounce action going for a second.

I'mma need somebody to upload that "Good hit" video to VEVO right now.