Music video: Kumi Koda - V.I.P

That white girl let a ho throw a drink in her face and didn't do a damn thing about it! Why? Because the drink was thrown by Kumi Kehovah. What's a bitch gonna do!? The drink-in-the-face was probably a euphemism for how Kumi feels about Ayumi Hamasaki. I bet Kumi is dying to throw a drink in Ayu's robot face and then smash a wine bottle over her head. Gash her shit open so that she has no choice but to wear wigs for the rest of her life, giving Kumi further incentive to want to snatch each and every one.

This video wasn't as great as the teaser led us to believe it would be. The dancing was as ragged as hell. The editing was a complete mess. And we kept getting shown the same thing too often for too long. And for all of the p***y grabbing, floor splits and sofa cavorting with 2 topless guys - I still didn't think Kumi was giving me enough skanknicity. Everything about this video felt to tame, deliberate and controlled. If you're going to be a skank, be a damn skank! Don't half arse it. Looks like it's all on "Ko-so-ko-so".

And the song is a steaming hot mess. I hate it. It's like Kumi's "Universe", meets Missy Elliott and Ciara's "Lose control", meets garbage.