Album arts + tracklisting: Kumi Koda - Japonesque

These album covers stink of Ayu's 2008 weave pieces. But Kumi looks good. Nice, classy and regal.

The horrendously titled Japonesque will release on January 25. The album version of "V.I.P" will features T-Pain and the song "Slow" will feature Omarion. I guess nobody told Kumi that neither of these n***a's are hot any more. They're not even luke warm. Kumi was probably told by her A&R that they'd secured two black American's and the rest was history. Because if you're black, then you're automatically an R&B star in Japan. I was rolling like Usher when I was over there.

Every single song on this album aside from the Intro and Interlude will also have a music video. The album will release in 4 editions, witht he most expensive of the bunch coming bundled with a B4 sized photo book and 'goods' which are yet to be revealed. It's probably a rice cooker and an iPod touch with Kumi Kehovah's entire discography on it.

Kumi is really trying her best to make Ayu look lazy. I can't wait to see what robot face does to top this with her next album. Catch the extensive tracklisting which comes with everything put the kitchen sink otherwise known as Kumi's vagina after the jump.

CD

1. Introduction
2. So nice
3. Boom boom boys
4. V.I.P featuring T-Pain
5. Slow featuring Omarion
6. Brave
7. Everyday
8. In the air
9. You are not alone ~Acoustic version~
10. Interlude
11. Escalate
12. Love me back
13. No mans land
14. Ai wo tomenaide | 愛を止めないで
15. Ko-so-ko-so
16. Lay down
17. Love technique
18. Poppin’ love cocktail featuring Teeda
19. All for you

DVD - disc 1

1. Poppin’ love cocktail featuring Teeda
2. Boom boom boys
3. No mans land
4. V.I.P featuring T-Pain
5. Ko-so-ko-so
6. Lay down
7. Escalate
8. Love me back
9. So nice
10. Slow featuring Omarion
11. In the air
12. Everyday
13. Love technique
14. You are not alone ~Live version ~
15. Ai wo tomenaide | 愛を止めないで
16. Brave
17. All for you

DVD - disc 2

1. Live Best DVD
2. Past albums commercial collection

• 1st album: Affection
• 2nd album: Grow into one
• 3rd album: Feel my mind
• 4th album: Secret
• 5th album: Black cherry
• 6th album: Kingdom
• 7th album: Trick
• 8th album: Best ~Third universe~ / Universe
• 9th album: Dejavu

Kumi was due to embark on a tour (as she does ever other week) but canceled it due to her health condition. Her health condition being that she's pregnant. Yes. I'm shocked too. The skank actually let herself get hit raw and fell pregnant by some dude who I'd take bets on either being a miscellaneous DJ or one of her backing dancers from the Trick tour.

There's every chance Kumi only fell pregnant because she saw Beyoncé do it and figured she could use it as an excuse for sales not meeting expectations and just drop a shit load of videos instead of actually touring. Kumi done jacked B's I am...Sasha Fierce font for Japonesque. Why not jack her pregnancy album release overlap plan too!? These planned pregnancy career hoes. They're something else.

Misono had better take this opportunity to get her music career off the ground. Preferably when Kumi is 8 months gone, can't put on her own shoes and is a giant incapacitated mess.