Kumi Koda acts a skank at the 2011 MAMA's

I'm not entirely sure how Singapore customs let this skank through, but "Hey ho!" they did. Kumi's reputation in Korean music is probably of that tramp who once did a song with DBSK. It would have been a fly look for MAMA to have hollered at Namie to have performed "Make it happen" with After school. But we'll let Kumi Kehovah have her moment, seeing as she's in that top tier of J-Pop chicks who run the Oricon charts when it comes to sales. Sure, her shit is declining. But she still pushes more on that chart than your fave.

Every time I hear "Bling bling bling" I lose a part of my soul and my testicles shrink into deku nuts. Kumi Koda may have felt slight pressure from hearing that Dr. Dre and Snoop D oh double gizzle were in attendance and figured she'd represent with her Japanese hood which doesn't exists because there's no such thing anthem "Bling bling bling" or as I like to call it "Bwing-a-wing-a-wing". The song was rubbish when she performed it 2 years ago. 2011 and it's still rubbish. Kumi needs to let it die and stop trying to bring it back. Ain't nobody trying to hear that mess.

Kumi's performance in general was weak. She sounded a mess during "Ai no uta" and she usually runs circles around this song. She spread herself too thinly by performing three songs with no tight stage concept. She should have just just delivered a killer performance of "Pop diva", snatched a few Korean weave pieces, shut that shit down and called it a night.

Kumi Kehova looked smoking. Her energy was great. And it was great that she didn't tone anything down or do anything different how she would have on her home turf of Japan. But Kumi is capable of so much better than this and has delivered better performances on Japanese TV in her sleep.

Album reviews: Kumi... pops her Black cherry | ...is a Trick | ...is the centre of her own Universe | ...gets a case of Deja vu