Music video: Madonna - Girl gone wild

Check those dudes out. Poppin' their p***y in heels and tights, and working that shit in a more graceful and swagtastic manner than Madgina. Although, this shouldn't come as a surprise. We all remember how that n***a made Madgina look a choreographed flop during that running man routine for "Vogue". But credit to the hoe. She looks good for 105 years old. That body was looking on point and she was moving with a level of agility and flexibility that your 20 odd year old fave could never.

This video was hot, but it was like so much of what Madgina had done before and also what Lady Gaga had paid homage to / ripped off / stole for her "Alejandro" video. So it felt very samey and also...what's that word? Oh yeah. Reductive. (I'mma work that word into every damn Madonna post). But the cinematography was a 10 and Madonna was giving us that sex against our wills. There should have been way more Jon Kortajarena though. In fact, the whole video should have just been him licking an apple.

I heard a couple songs off of M.D.N.A today. Still not feeling how that album sounds. Ain't a damn song hit me how "Give it 2 me", "Heartbeat" and "Miles away" did on Hard candy. Oddly enough I heard "Masterpiece" in H&M today and rather like it. It's a great song to try clothes on to when you're feeling bloated and tired.