Music video: SHINee - Sherlock

♪ I'm so curious YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAH! ♪ Probably for d**k. I see spit-roasts in Taemin and Onew's futures. And I ain't talking 'bout no pork at a family barbecue.

I'm not a fan of SHINee, but they always catch me off guard with their new singles. They caught my attention big time with "Ring ding dong" and they've got me again with "Sherlock".

All SM videos tend to look the same. A wide open set with the group dancing in the middle of it. And another open set with the members just...walking around. So it was business as usual for SHINee. But the slickness and the synchronization of the choreography in this video is what made it. I hope Jessica was taking notes. Because Girls' generation have been at it for 5 years and still struggle to keep in time and not dance like a bunch of penguins with an amputated leg.

"Sherlock" stinks of Michael Jackson's 90's wig - both song and video. But these boys pulled it off without it feeling like a shabazzing. I could imagine BoA dancing the shit out of this and also helming the song, as it reminded me a lot of something she would do and has done before. Where is that bitch? I'm kinda missing her.

Onew needs to trim his finger nails. N***a damn! Taemin needs to kill those hair extensions. And somebody needs to take the wheel, because Minho was looking a bit hot for a minute. And Key's voice. Dear Lawd, I can't. Deez jus' some keee-yids!