Music video: Tee with Crystal Kay - Answer

Crystal looks tired. It must be from all that flopping she's been doing lately. Poor thing. I still love her.

It's a good look to see she's not the only artist in Japan struggling to pull together a budget for a decent music video. Blowing everything on the video for "I suck a dick on Friday" is probably why "Haru arashi" got NO video. And when Ayumi Hamasaki is debuting at number 2 and dropping music videos that look like they were shot on benefit money in North London, then you know shit in Japan must be really bad.

I'm not keen on this song, but it could have been worse. I was kinda hoping for a Reggae, Bashment, Soca knock-off, hott mess hybrid which had Crystal riding the hell out of a beat and popping her p***y on some beach in Odaiba.

For the record: I do NOT want this shit slapped in between tracks on Crystal Kay's upcoming studio album.