Rihanna pops her p***y all over Johnathon Ross' desk

Forehead Fenty hit up the Johnathon Ross show wearing a wig that looked like she snatched it off of a scarecrow in a Kansas corn field. The baseball cap was probably a last minute addition to the whole ensemble after Rihanna finally realized how bad those black roots look on that swap meet wig of hers that she's been wearing as of late. I f**king hate it. It looked nice at the Grammys because she actually bothered to run some shampoo through that shit. But every other day I've seen her in this wig it's looked messy, like she had her homie Melissa comb it with a rake.

To match the bad hair, The Forehead also gave a dry interview and a dry performance of "Talk that talk". She did spice things up by strutting over to Johnathon's desk a proceeding to whine all over it. The awkwardness on Johnathon's face made it difficult to watch, but I admire The Forehead's tenacity and that she popped her p***y. I do love a p***y pop.

Def Jam need to suck it up and just drop "Where have you been" as a single. They're probably reluctant to because it rings with too much of the familiarity of "We found love". But they're out of options. if they want another hit out of Talk that talk, they're going to have to just drop it. Because the album title track is not cutting it. And there is not a damn other song on the album which has hit potential. Good songs, just about. But hit singles, no way. It's fine though. Because Rihanna's more than likely recording a follow up already.

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