Kumi Kehovah to bring the good tidings in November for a Birthday tour

Rather than rest and look after her second coming of Christ when it floats out of her vagina in a beacon of light at the end of this year, Kumi Kehovah will tour. In celebration of her birthday on November 7th , Kumi will hit 4 cities and perform on 7 dates in what she calls Premium night ~Love & songs~. This tour will also mark the first time she performs at the prestigious Budokan; which is the one venue every Japanese artist dreams of playing at some stage in their career.

The set list for this tour will be decided by the fans, although you have to be a paying member of her fan club to be in with a chance to vote and get dem tickets. If fans want that good-good material, then they need to act like Japonesque was released by somebody else.

Kumi's music is as patchy as Kelly Rowland's scalp. But her live performances game is hella strong. She's one of few artists is often able to take an album song which was utter shit and somehow make it work live. Although I doubt any amount of pole dancing, p***y popping and fitted lace dresses can salvage much of the material on Ploponesque.

My pick of songs which I'd like to see Kumi Kehovah grace me with live would have to be:  "Real emotion" (Fake Yuna was giving it to me in dat Final Fantasy X-2 intro), "Be my baby" (muh jam), "Lay down" (Glo win the dark weaves), "Lick me" (F**king hit), "Driving" (muh Trick jam), "D.D.D" (the J-skank version of "Lady Marmalade", only better) and "You" (crack ballad). And I ain't talking about no sit on stool renditions, I'm talking LED screens lights, Mufasa weaves and a shower of sparks. I want to see a bitch ride a pink Cadillac on stage to "Driving" and pop her pussy in a nest of fluorescent lights to "Stay down".

What would be your top pick of songs to see Kumi perform live? And shall we take bests that Namie will announce a tour within the next 2 months and shut Kumi's shit down like an emergency fire screen?