Music video: Namie Amuro - Only you

This is the type of video Beyonce wanted to shoot for "Cater 2 U", and went as far as to slash Kelly Rowland's Range rover tyres and take pliers to Michelle's heels to ensure she could shoot it. Too bad that Michelle chose to wear flats and that Kelly had just taken out road recovery on the day of the shoot.

The horse was giving me more than Namie was. And if you looked really closely at the 2:34 mark, you could see Ayu's "Next level" Cadillac in one corner of the shot and one of her leopard Guilty bangles in the other.

I had a thing for ♪ Ze only sing dat can torch me......iz oooo ♪ when I heard the previews. But having watched this video and heard the song in full all I could think was 'Damn. I pretty much heard the whole song and watched the entire in those previews'. Namie's vocals don't climax at any point in the song save for some off key ♪ Oooorneee ooooooooooooooooo-woooo. Ooooorneee yooooo-oooo-wooo ♪ And the lack of a true bridge was disappointing. I still like this song, I just feel it could have been more. And I could not understand a f**k she was singing in that first verse. I admire Namie for having the courage to sing this entire song in Namiengrish. But I need a Japanese version in my wife. I mean life.

"Hot girls", "In the spotlight (Tokyo)" and "Let's go" are going to have to be 'give hoes cancer, cure their cancer, give them a wig and then snatch it back' amazing for me not to toss this album aside like a pair of old socks.

Crystal's Vivid is going to be that crack which throws Stay miserable under onto the tracks of the Shinano railway line. But we know who will be cleaning kitchen floors with their own wig come release day.