Crystal Kay to feature on the Final Fantasy 25th anniversary album, perform at Distant worlds and head home with Faye Wong's wig.

For a girl whose career is a mess from a sales stand-point, this chick sure is keeping busy. Crystal is too preoccupied with her fingers in pies and packing her suitcase to point at bitches and blame folk as to why Vivid sold 73 copies.

With a collaboration with the Flop east movement, Lionel Richie, some Japaican reggae star and Beni well and truly sung under a stage at J-Melo, Crystal is broadening her horizons with Final Fantasy. Now, I won't go into how much of a mess the Final Fantasy franchise is now. It's bad enough Square Enix continue to get my money and 60 hours of life when they release a new game as well as columns on my blog too. I will instead focus on how this could be BIG for Crystal Kay's career, but probably won't be. Because nothing this girl does not seems to make any f**king difference to anything.

Not only has Crystal recorded a new version of "Eyes on me" for a Final Fantasy 25th anniversary album, but she will be performing this song live at the Distant worlds event in London! My girl is about to get UK exposure and I WILL BE THERE TO SEE IT BECAUSE I HAVE TICKETS N***A!!!

Seeing this story break today made me so depressed that I decided to sit at my computer in my hoodies and Flaming Moe's PJ bottoms and troll the Distant worlds website like some black souled bastard, just to find tickets were available!! GOOD ass seats too! So I'll be able to see her face and will be within throwing distance to frisbee my copy of Vivid at a bitch...out of love of course.

Faye Wong doesn't know it yet, but Crystal's about to have her hair piece. Because we all know Crystal will sing the absolute shit out of "Eyes on me". I get emotional just listening to "Memory box". So I will be a complete wreck when Crystal hits dem notes on "Eyes on me" and the FMV footage of Laguna and Raine plays on the screen behind her.