Perfume perform their dick anthem "Hurly burly". Snatch a wig from a miscellaneous AKB48 member in the process.

Perfume appeared on Kayou Kayou with AKB48 and then took to the stage to show talentless tricks how you keep in time, work some waist and whip your hair whilst keeping it looking immaculate once the whipping stops without so much as touching it. Without even factoring the song which shits on the majority of the tripe AKB48 have put out.

The princesses of Hiroshima performed the dick 'n gangbang anthem "Hurly burly". As they've seemed to become taken with doing as of late, they performed a short version of the song, void of the chorus run featuring the beat change. They also wore the Tina Knowles inspired tasselled dresses. I only tolerate these atrocities because:

1. It's Perfume
2. Kashiyuka works that one sleeve so damn good

Were those...live vocals I could hear!? I think they may have been.

I don't know how or why anybody could waste their time on AKB48 when Perfume are giving Japan everything.