Crystal Kay celebrated her 27th birthday on February 26! O-tanjoubi!!! Crystal Instagrammed a picture of her birthday cake, which featured as many candles as copies she'd sold of her last studio album Vivid.
That's real nice.
Crystal is keeping herself busy with the Dance earth gig, a digital single "My heart beat" which is available to purchase on iTunes and features in thermo-flash commercials (which will probably only air on some ghetto cable channel that nobody in Japanese watches) and its B-side "Kaze no kanata" which is doing the rounds in a train commercial. Crystal's manager needs to upgrade their contacts rolodex and get home girl a contract with Subaru, Nintendo or Uniqlo. Even a Pachinko parlour would be an upgrade from a thermo-flask and the Shimakaze express. Errrbody rides the train in Japan, but ain't nobody trying to hear a song in a TV commercial about it. Especially not from a chick who is darker than the hexadecimal value of FFF99 and not a gyaru.
I still love CK dearly though and am glad that she's staying active and not even giving me a chance to want something new from her. Bitch has lost time to make up for from her time at Sony.
That's real nice.
Crystal is keeping herself busy with the Dance earth gig, a digital single "My heart beat" which is available to purchase on iTunes and features in thermo-flash commercials (which will probably only air on some ghetto cable channel that nobody in Japanese watches) and its B-side "Kaze no kanata" which is doing the rounds in a train commercial. Crystal's manager needs to upgrade their contacts rolodex and get home girl a contract with Subaru, Nintendo or Uniqlo. Even a Pachinko parlour would be an upgrade from a thermo-flask and the Shimakaze express. Errrbody rides the train in Japan, but ain't nobody trying to hear a song in a TV commercial about it. Especially not from a chick who is darker than the hexadecimal value of FFF99 and not a gyaru.
I still love CK dearly though and am glad that she's staying active and not even giving me a chance to want something new from her. Bitch has lost time to make up for from her time at Sony.
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That flimsy arse cake with pu$$y on top.
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LOOOOOOOOL!
Kuri has an indominable spirit. Happy birthday to my girl CK.
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