Katy Perry will be releasing a new perfume, because her belief that women should aspire to smell like her armpit infused with a hint of bergamot and Russell Brand's dick cheese is so paramount. Peep her commercial teaser for her new brand of air freshener and let me know what you think. Don't bother, I'll tell you what you think for you. BEYONCÉ.
Oh, Kitty Katy. Your pussy done put its paws in the wrong honey jar. Because the Bey hive will come for a bitch how dem bees came for Macaulay Culkin at the end of My girl. She really did mess with the wrong one.
Here's o2yoncé's commercial working the same theme. Just in case you forgot, or are wondering what the fuck Katy is being accused of copying. For the record, Elizabeyoncé's commercial looks like it had a professional ass budget. Katy looks like she was working with high school props.
Whilst Pepsiyoncé did not invent the Elizabethan era as her fans would like to believe, the concept coming so close to Beyoncé's has irked the Bey hive to no end, prompting them to drag Katy across hot coals and a staircase lined with broken jewel cases of Teenage dream and those thousands of copies of 4 which went unsold.
In other news, Katy Perry is gearing up for the release of her follow up to Teenage dream, with her new single "Roar" set to premiere real soon. We know what to expect from this damn album. There will be Dr. Luke. There will be Max Martin. Every single she releases off of the album will be a fucking smash. And no matter how hard you try to resist the allure, you will grow to love at least 3 of the 8 singles this woman will release from this album. Meanwhile Beyoncé's album is so far in Limbo that the only person who has heard anything from it is Farrah Franklin.
Oh, Kitty Katy. Your pussy done put its paws in the wrong honey jar. Because the Bey hive will come for a bitch how dem bees came for Macaulay Culkin at the end of My girl. She really did mess with the wrong one.
Here's o2yoncé's commercial working the same theme. Just in case you forgot, or are wondering what the fuck Katy is being accused of copying. For the record, Elizabeyoncé's commercial looks like it had a professional ass budget. Katy looks like she was working with high school props.
Whilst Pepsiyoncé did not invent the Elizabethan era as her fans would like to believe, the concept coming so close to Beyoncé's has irked the Bey hive to no end, prompting them to drag Katy across hot coals and a staircase lined with broken jewel cases of Teenage dream and those thousands of copies of 4 which went unsold.
In other news, Katy Perry is gearing up for the release of her follow up to Teenage dream, with her new single "Roar" set to premiere real soon. We know what to expect from this damn album. There will be Dr. Luke. There will be Max Martin. Every single she releases off of the album will be a fucking smash. And no matter how hard you try to resist the allure, you will grow to love at least 3 of the 8 singles this woman will release from this album. Meanwhile Beyoncé's album is so far in Limbo that the only person who has heard anything from it is Farrah Franklin.
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