Random J's 'translation' vol. 1: Perfume interview Kumi Koda and Kumi keeps shit REAL

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Perfume caught Kumi in her dressing room backstage at Music Japan, where they had a few minutes to shoot the breeze with the skankiest woman in J-Pop. Kumi talked about her life back in Kyoto and also reservations she had not long after giving birth to her son.


I hadn't seen this video translated anywhere, so I took the liberty of translating it myself. My Japanese is a bit rusty, but I hope I managed to get across the main jist of what Kumi was saying.

Perfume reviews: Game | JPN | Spring of life | Spending all my time
Kumi Koda reviews: Black cherry | Trick | 3 splash | Universe | Dejavu | Japonesque | Summer trip

Comments

  1. monochromm16 July 2013 at 22:26

    My life is complete after that interview.

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  2. Mel R16 July 2013 at 22:44

    *dead and buried six feet under* I was watching this at work and dying. lol I believe your translation is correct, Kumi was schooling those hoes on hoes on how to please a man bahaha.

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  3. Luke16 July 2013 at 22:54

    Somebody pick me up, Helppppp!!! I'm fucking crying on the floor and I am WEAKKKKKKKK lmfaoooooooo XD

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  4. D.Ho17 July 2013 at 05:20

    I. AM. SLAYED.
    Those arm movements from Kumi made it look legit too! XD

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  5. Josh Chinnery17 July 2013 at 05:46

    Nigga, you done killed me dead!!!

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  6. Yama Take17 July 2013 at 06:34

    best translator in history

    clearly you should be working for the united nations

    i can only imagine how the relations between Japan and its neighbors would improve

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  7. Roni Dez17 July 2013 at 14:56

    This was too much for me.

    I was laughing so hard that I literally started tearing up. XD

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  8. MellowYellow17 July 2013 at 17:20

    Haha, i loved it! Kudos to you ?J!

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  9. Chimpus17 July 2013 at 19:56

    Where is my FEEL's review!!!

    Pd: i Love that interview

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  10. Waka Ahmed17 July 2013 at 23:03

    Dead, so dead! XD

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  11. Izzy18 July 2013 at 07:40

    lol
    This is even better than that Crystal Kay interview translation.

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  12. InnerRise19 July 2013 at 06:17

    "I will give head. I'm not too precious over that."

    And that's when I went straight to h311. WILLINGLY. For This Gift.

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  13. At21 July 2013 at 01:26

    Bravo. This is fucking gold.

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  14. FokinRG .23 July 2013 at 05:46

    I'm glad i posted the link to this vid in the chatbox. Hilarious, got me on the floor with that "Shiro! - N***a Please!".

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  15. ohaio29 July 2013 at 15:05

    any hope of a reupload?

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  16. Pundit3818 August 2013 at 13:40

    I'm mad crying after watching the subs. Ultra hilarious!!!

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  17. Alex Mei8 August 2014 at 06:08

    "I'm from Kyoto. My pussy tastes of nothing but cherry blossoms and plum wine"

    >_< I CAN'T hahahahahahahahahahah

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