Random J's 'translation' vol. 3: Namie Amuro reunites with the Super monkey's and puts bitches in their place

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Namie Amuro took to the stage with the Super monkey's for the first time in 18 years, to mark the 18th anniversary since the group was last active. To commemorate the momentous occasion, Namie once again donned her platform boots and performed a revamped version of the groups' biggest hit "Try me" which featured revised lyrics, calling out all of her haters and the bitter bitches who had been wanting her to fall off and fall out of the J-Pop game the second she fell pregnant.


Rumours are circulating as to whether this will become a part of Namie's upcoming Feel tour. In other news, Ayumi Hamasaki has also been placed under house watch in lieu of her cracking to pieces in the midst of her mid life crisis - with her album sales plummeting, 2 of her relationships fail within the space of a year and Beni outselling her.

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Comments

  1. Nait Phoenix8 August 2013 at 23:08

    OMG, I almost died when Ayu and Namie's sales popped up on the corner of the screen! That's a real shame.


    Ayu as Avex's number two got me also... ?J, you are a mess... LOL

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  2. Josh Chinnery9 August 2013 at 01:21

    Oh Namie, you never let Ayu's wig go unsnatched, and that's why we love you and your bitch face :D

    Dem lyrics, tho; they had me about rolling all over the ground, because of how true they were XD Btw, were can I find this version of this song; Namie's singing sounds great :D

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  3. Mel R9 August 2013 at 03:33

    "How does it feel to be Avex's number two" fucking dead bahahaha. Honestly, Namie fans are the best in the jpop fandom. They're the shadiest and make the best gifs and photos shading Ayu.

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  4. Josh Chinnery9 August 2013 at 03:34

    Damn straight, we are :3

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  5. FokinRG .9 August 2013 at 06:20

    Actually Ayu is Avex's number 3, they want to kick her ass out of the label.

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  6. Tony Lion9 August 2013 at 11:05

    can you not. im gonna pee

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  7. T.9 August 2013 at 13:34

    DEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD omg

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  8. monochromm9 August 2013 at 18:43

    This video is LIFE.

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  9. rjleeshin10 August 2013 at 03:50

    so Koda Kumi is Number 2?

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  10. kodakumis10 August 2013 at 07:34

    Number 1

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  11. Yama Take10 August 2013 at 10:00

    2 in one year? I'm losing count. I know she booted her employee/dancer guy...

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  12. Luke10 August 2013 at 15:21

    Bitch please... They will never kick Ayu out, what be the point of A Nation then???

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  13. FokinRG .11 August 2013 at 02:12

    A-muro Nation

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  14. Random J1 January 2014 at 13:13

    *DEAD*

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