Random J's 'translation' vol. 3: Namie Amuro reunites with the Super monkey's and puts bitches in their place

Namie Amuro took to the stage with the Super monkey's for the first time in 18 years, to mark the 18th anniversary since the group was last active. To commemorate the momentous occasion, Namie once again donned her platform boots and performed a revamped version of the groups' biggest hit "Try me" which featured revised lyrics, calling out all of her haters and the bitter bitches who had been wanting her to fall off and fall out of the J-Pop game the second she fell pregnant.

Rumours are circulating as to whether this will become a part of Namie's upcoming Feel tour. In other news, Ayumi Hamasaki has also been placed under house watch in lieu of her cracking to pieces in the midst of her mid life crisis - with her album sales plummeting, 2 of her relationships fail within the space of a year and Beni outselling her.

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