Ayumi Hamasuck-so-hard-mutha-fuckas-don't-wanna-find-me will be releasing her first physical single in ever. Home girl has been scared of physical singles ever since Namie began outright slaughtering her on the ORICON charts and making Ayu's sales figures look like change from a 1000 yen note after a night at Go-go curry. To try and make sure people buy this damn thing, she is releasing it on Christmas day. So you can expect to see a truck driving around Shibuya with Ayu's sex doll face all over it in the final week of December.
Her new single will be a double A-side "Feel the love" and "Merry-go-round". "Feel the love" has snuck its way onto YouTube and it sounds fucking awful. The song isn't even fit for a Para Para paradise game. Not only does the song sound outdated, but the lyric video features a bunch of tacky photo transitions and a use of lens flare that even the most budget karaoke parlour wouldn't dare use in a lyric video.
"Feel the love" sounds worse than "You and me". I didn't think it was possible for Gurl, Byu to drop a single as terrible, but my lawd she has done it. I have to clap for a bitch. She finally exceeded an expectation.
The second A-side "Merry-go-round" will feature M-Flo, marking the first time Ayu has ever worked with them. Ayu must be the only woman on Avex who hasn't worked with M-Flo up until now. Kumi, Namie, BoA and all of the other Avex hoes had cut a track with M-Flo years and years ago, back when M-Flo were relevant and releasing good music. M-Flo were dead to me after Square one. It's great to see Avex flops sticking together. Although Ayu has no clue of what sounds good and M-flo's past 2 albums indicated that they know no better than she does - so God help a bitch with this song.
Album reviews: Next level | Rock 'n' roll circus | Love songs | Five | Party queen | Love again
Her new single will be a double A-side "Feel the love" and "Merry-go-round". "Feel the love" has snuck its way onto YouTube and it sounds fucking awful. The song isn't even fit for a Para Para paradise game. Not only does the song sound outdated, but the lyric video features a bunch of tacky photo transitions and a use of lens flare that even the most budget karaoke parlour wouldn't dare use in a lyric video.
"Feel the love" sounds worse than "You and me". I didn't think it was possible for Gurl, Byu to drop a single as terrible, but my lawd she has done it. I have to clap for a bitch. She finally exceeded an expectation.
The second A-side "Merry-go-round" will feature M-Flo, marking the first time Ayu has ever worked with them. Ayu must be the only woman on Avex who hasn't worked with M-Flo up until now. Kumi, Namie, BoA and all of the other Avex hoes had cut a track with M-Flo years and years ago, back when M-Flo were relevant and releasing good music. M-Flo were dead to me after Square one. It's great to see Avex flops sticking together. Although Ayu has no clue of what sounds good and M-flo's past 2 albums indicated that they know no better than she does - so God help a bitch with this song.
Album reviews: Next level | Rock 'n' roll circus | Love songs | Five | Party queen | Love again
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