Namie Amuro does absolutely nothing in her "Tsuki" music video and still shits on all the hoes

Namiserable I ~Namiserable the first~ has shot a video for her twinkly throwback Winter jam "Tsuki" and she isn't doing a damn thing in it. Namie doesn't even bother to lip sync to the lyrics for the first 20 seconds. THAT is how little she cares about trying to get this video shot.


The miserable priestess spent all of her dancing tokens on "Neonlight lipstick", so she wasn't going to entertain anybody with so much as a 2-step shuffle or a slow walk through a forest for this video.

Namie should call her next album Bare minimum. I love how Namie can do fuck all and still send bitches flying 20 feet back into a seat.