Kumi Koda previews her middle finger anthem for Ayumi Hamasaki, "LOL"

Kumi is really trying to show people that she gave no f**ks about those Rosetta stones that her fans sent into her fan mail PO box. "LOL" continues Kumi's trend of trying to sing in Engrish. It's as bad as it ever was, which means it's amazing. I'm pretty sure that the lyrics which flash up on the screen during the course of the music video aren't even the correct ones, making this whole mess even more magical.


I don't like the sound of this song. I'm sick to death of every album Kumi does featuring one of these played out Terror squad "Lean back", Arabian beat sounding type songs. But she looks hot in the video. This has become a common theme for Kumi as of late. The song is meh, but she looks good in the video.

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  1. Man, I think this era will be even worse than JAPONESQUE. Not one song I've heard this era has made me anticipate this album. Even SMHY got old fast. I want Kumi to win so badly, but she makes it so hard to root for her with all these shitty songs.

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  2. I'm sorry but that chorus is the epitome of cringeworthiness. The song is catchy with the exception of that damn annoying mocking laugh she's doing.

    Despite my qualms, 'Bon Voyage' so far seems like a slight step up from the basic 'Japonesque'. At least the songs for this era are somewhat cohesive. :-\

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  3. she is doing her amuro thing of slowly moving all her music to english

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  4. Three things -


    1) What the fuck kind of creepy ass/clown-esque/nightmare inducing laugh is this bitch doing at the beginning of the song; same thing with the tone of vice she uses to say laughing out loud. I am gonna have to cut this chick if she goes on music programs or tour doing that creepy behind voice >_<


    2) Homegirl needs to stick to Japanese; her English is so bad to listen to, I swear she's mocking idiot weeaboos who think they their Japanese is SUGOI DESU!!!


    3) Dat chours... It's so sad how she fucked herself over after delivering a half-decent verse XD

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  5. well tbh I love this. Yes, her voice is f*cking irritating at times, but imo that's what makes it awesome :D
    this and that Xtina Aguilera rip off SMYH make me wait Bon Voyage.

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  6. This chick is basic, I love to hear a talentless singer whisper into the mic. Granted 24hours was good but that's the track that's only going to be a good song. Full moon reeks of lee jung hyun and so does the video.

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  7. Besides the horrid rap, I though the song was good. When Sunmi took it to the floor and did a slow whine I was sold.

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  8. She. JUST. Dropped. TO. HER. TIPPY. TOES. ON. A ROOF. MADE HER. CLITORAL LIPS AND LABIA NIBBLE THE TILE. KILLED THE MAN IN THE HOUSE AND BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE........

    ........my betch.

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  9. OH MY GOD. I don't know guys.

    That "hahaha laughing out loud" part is like slaying me. It's so alien, different and strange and just NOT typical you know.

    I'm a sucker for when an artist is able to manipulate and change their voice and go outside of their box.

    I love it and am excited.

    Now.........the english preverse crap that she started out with....she sounded straight like a dead ayumi hamasucki. It was TUUUUURRIBLE!

    kilT it! But the rest. So alien and different and NOT boring. I will be checking this. Thanks and Ma'am.

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  10. starlightshimmers22 February 2014 at 05:46

    Except Namie sounds gorgeous in English, Kuu sounds like... well she's on another level that's for sure. HAHAHA LAWFEN OW LAO~ HAHAHA LAWFEN OW LAO!

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  11. rochelle.bernard9622 February 2014 at 12:16

    Well, she certainly succeeded at making me 'LOL.'

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  12. What the hell was that at the beginning. I swear to god avex forces her to make annoying ass noises sometimes.

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